Even sea monsters find me indigestible.
#Italy, #Milan, #Sardinia, #PlanetEarth
Also on Twitter, while it lasts:
https://twitter.com/jonahtheprophet
He/him
It's Friday night, no school tomorrow so your parents don't care what time you sleep. They are not home and Pizza delivery just arrived. You filled your fridge with Dr Pepper, have Ghostbusters on VHS, and Earthbound on SNES.
It doesn't matter that you are 46 years old and it's 2024, what is stopping you living this feeling...
If the success of Microsoft Windows is anything to go by, capitalism rewards exploitative mediocrity, not utilitarian excellence.
(Why yes, I’m testing on Windows and slowly losing the will to live again, how did you guess?)
Russians staying in Sri Lanka have showed their gratitude by creating a number of “whites only" night clubs, denying access to local Sri Lankans. So Sri Lankan authorities now decided to help the racists by telling all 288,000 Russians in Sri Lanka to take the next flight back to good old Moscow, where the average skin color is more to their liking.
Perfect! 😘👌
Say 659 of my 3 day war. I am losing more soldiers every 5 days than USA lost in Afghanistan in 20 years.
I remain a master strategist
Interviewer: How long have you been using Python programming language?
Me: *smugness face* 20 years
Interviewer: So you must be good at it?
Me:
Selzero
Aral Balkan
Randahl Fink
Darth Putin
nixCraft 🐧