Jonah The Prophet
SelzeroJust to put into context how utterly insane the crypto landscape is, imagine going back to 2005 and saying this out loud to anyone. They would lock you up far away from society, and keep you sedated.
Tom Bellin 
@selzero "we have been warning you"
EaterOfSnacks@selzero Still an option.
Frankie Saxx@selzero
tbf this also sounds insane in 2023 and we should be prob locking these people up and sedating them so they can't financially harm themselves or others
tbf this also sounds insane in 2023 and we should be prob locking these people up and sedating them so they can't financially harm themselves or others
JA Westenberg@frankiesaxx @selzero this dude is definitely going to be arrested eventually.
KNova@selzero @hacks4pancakes PEPE FLIPS SHIBA
~n@selzero And then the 2005 person innocently asks: "What's it with that ugly monkey avatar?" - "Ok... Hear me out..."
Arri Blais 
@selzero "some of you all still don't get it: you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES@selzero Oh my dog!!!
THE ABOMIN8TOR.EXEAnd rightly so
Dammit@selzero Makes buying into tulip bulbs sound like a solid investment.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Kevin Karhan 
@selzero People who shill #Shitcoins and have a #eth name on their profile are unbearably #cringe.
Needless to say that in the age of #dusting, this level of blatant self-doxxing will bite them in the rear more than anything...
https://ofac.treasury.gov/faqs/1078
https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy0916
Seriously, who in their right mind still shills for #Ethereum, #Bitcoin 
or any other #Shitcoin in the era of #Monero 
is beyond me.
@selzero It's just so absurd, because unlike with #banking one can't decline funds.
So even if someone would know my IBAN & BIC they could technically sent all the ill-gotten money they want to it: Chances are my bank will just block the transaction and hand over the sum to a custodial account for investigators and unless I'd knew about it and ask for it, they won't even bother questioning me as suspect and most likely do their investigations in the background anyway.
Diabetic Heihachi
Tim Richards
Anthony Cowley@selzero A sobering aspect of this is that if I was on the 2005 side of this interaction, I'd guess that this was a good sign about the future: if people have the time for "Pepe flips Shiba" to have this meaning, then future society must have solved all the real problems, hooray!
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀
PhDog 🇮🇪As was, and remains, just.
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦WAIT! @selzero there is a PEPE crypto? like, you know, the 2008 meme?
THERE ARE ACTUAL SHIBA & PEPE COINS BEING SOLD UNIRONICALLY ALONG WITH DOGECOIN?!?!
and people forgot about dogecoin's main premise?!?!?
i can't even.
@blogdiva oh yes "meme coins" are an entire sub category of crypto coins, and when a new one comes out they all go nuts for it.
@selzero but... but... doge was never meant to make money 🤨 that was the whole premise. the minute it started making money they'd 'print' some more and devalue it.
do bros even meme, brah.
See, the mistake you are making here is, you are applying logic to crypto currency. If you try to apply actual logic, you are gonna have a bad time, mkay.
Doge coin is the one Elon always promotes.
https://www.reuters.com/legal/elon-musk-seeks-end-258-billion-dogecoin-lawsuit-2023-04-01/
@selzero because as a parasite, he just swoops in and rides on whatever wave he thinks will make him look cool.
seriously, doge was created as the anti-coin but one of the guys involved came out to being a total dick so grock knows who has control of that coin nowadays. the whole premise was to always devalue it; to show why crypto wasn't to be 100% trusted because it was so easy to game it at the time of inception.
but bros are allergic to history, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Isho'ye
Luka Rubinjoni
mivox is exhausted 
PaulInPorirua@selzero That should still be the response.
Phil Thane ✅@selzero Don't trust anything with mad, faux stupid spelling. Doge was the title given rulers of the Venetian Republic. But given the dog image used to promote this scam I assume it's supposed to be 'doggy'. But 'dodgy' works too.
Kris Sargent, MD@selzero It's like the inner thoughts of Wall Street traders just emerged, wet and new, into the world without any actual adult around to clean them up.
(to @molly0xfff)
Andreas K@selzero
To be honest, this sounds in 2024 also like a cry out for mental health help.
To be honest, this sounds in 2024 also like a cry out for mental health help.
Coach Pāṇini ®