Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB@mastodon.world
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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
My book: https://a.co/d/hXK3beo

OTD in 1975 Hannah Arendt died.

"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact & fiction and the distinction between true & false no longer exist".

RE: https://newsie.social/@Tendar/115657562046320893

But my trolls claim the only person who ever said it would take 3 days was some US general, yet here is a russian general saying it.

Prez confused.

OTD in 2009 Russia reaffirmed commitment to the Budapest Memorandum signed 15 years previously.

Which is why you can trust us on the "peace deal" now proposed.

I have rejected my own proposals for peace that I had Donald present to me.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@LiasShroyer_45/115651409305289654

Rumor has it I'm actually gay. Sorry.

Today is the 5th time we've captured Pokrovsk. A major defeat for the american empire.....

The view from the bunker.
Russia gets the land
Donald gets a bribe
Ukraine gets a lie

https://youtu.be/790T13r61mc

In the Bunker with Prez: The 28 point "peace plan" only has 3.

YouTube

I tell Trump my peace terms, Trump tells Witkoff what they are and then Witkoff tells me Trump's terms that I told him then I say they aren't enough so we both blame Ukraine for me not accepting my own terms and I keep attacking them.

Rinse. Repeat.

According to BBC, defending yourself is an escalation.
OTD in 1918 USSR invaded Latvia. This is how Russia became the world's largest country. We keep peacefully attacking our neighbours.