Feed the poor little Sprockle

#Sprocket #ThreeLeggedCat #CatsOfMastodon #Cats

Top tip for the day: find a mossy hole and a book.

#sillyScribbles #bookstodon #mosstodon

Reluctantly wading in to The Great Mastodon Snail Tapping Controversy Of 2026: for those not caught up on the biggest issue of the day, an AI generated infographic was shared around encouraging people who wished to relocate snails to tap their shells first and only move them once they had retracted into their shells, rather than pulling them off whatever surface they were attached to by their shells.

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There used to be an old sign by the path, warning passers-by of the local sleeping willow, which would trap the unwary with fatigue, engulf them while they slept, and release them a hundred years later.

There was a new sign:

"This sleeping willow is full."

And a map of other locations to try.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

You have been visited by the ARITHMETIC HAND GRENADE

Share for 2.718 years of good additions 🙏

📸 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curta

RE: https://mastodon.social/@rasterweb/116161187367554757

Hey spoonie babes, check it out. #spoonie #chronicillness #chronicpain

I present you Cookie, the cat of my brother and the mother of my cat  

#Caturday