Book of Revelation ass headline
@hannah More like "Parents should pay attention [and do everything in their power to keep their kids TF away from it]" IMO.

@hannah you mean that guy that gambles with Cryptocurrencies?

#MrBeast #Cryptcurrency #Gambling

@hannah god, I just realised he's literally called Mr Beast...
@paparatti i feel like ive been yelling wake up sheeple about this for five years
@hannah The Mr. Beast of Revelations
@sexybenfranklin @hannah Uh, mister The Beast, sir? I think we have a banker in the system.
@hannah Cyberpunk (dystopian)
Nuclear winter sounds better than this

@bussphomet @hannah Heck, patrolling the mojave sounds better than this

(couldn't help it sorry)

@hannah a “bank-like app”?! Has Amerika tossed out the banking regs with all the others?
@8r3n7 @hannah I feel like PayPal started us down that road, but I think it's gotten worse as crypto bros demonstrated that enforcement is so slow/weak that you can really ignore all of them as long as you get big enough before it catches up to you.
@adrake @8r3n7 @hannah Trump is heavily invested in crypto, so his admin has been busy dismantling what little regulation there was that stood in the way of crypto bribery from foreign governments
@hannah What if he really is Satan, lol
@catuscay @hannah well his phone number is the number of the beast so
@hannah truly the antichrist
@hannah Oh my god, he's literally doing Book of Revelation shit
@hannah the end times for sure
@hannah it's weird that revelations literalists are getting so much realtime evidence
@MontaWorldPeace im slowly becoming the lady from that monster energy drink video
@hannah
Tomorrow: “Mr Beast, his hour come at last, slouches toward Bethlehem”

@hannah

Q: what offers financial service and is not "banklike"?

A: a bank!

@hannah he can add this to his businesses that sell foodlike and entertainmentlike products.
@hannah cant wait for jimmy to control everybodys bank accts!

video title:
I WILL GIVE ALL OF YOUR MONEY TO THIS HOMELESS PERSON IF HE CAN MAKE IT THRU MY LABYRINTH OF DARKNESS
@hannah how is this still around, like we proved he's horrible.
@hannah baby, I’m going beast mode
@hannah ah yes, the guy famous for running child gambling lotteries and attempting to get kids nationwide to do work for him for free is offering financial services to kids? Sounds legit
@hannah And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of MrBeast, or liketh and subscribeth to his content
@hannah is the mark of the mr beast 676767
@hannah "a banklike app" i bet it feels so good to live in a country with regulators
@hannah
Letting my bank customers BARTER AND TRADE if they wear this SPECIAL MARK.
(Big red arrow pointing to a bold red 666.)