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Jason Malinowski Oct 18, 2024

AT&T: your security is important to us, which is why we're sending you this text telling you a device has been replaced. If it wasn't you, call us.

Me: thanks for letting me know I replaced that device...two days ago.

Jason Malinowski Aug 21, 2024

Today I learned that C# lets you await dynamic. I was happier not knowing.

Jason Malinowski Jul 15, 2024

Len Jul 14, 2024

I must not reply. Replying is the mind-killer. Replying is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the take has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Jason Malinowski May 28, 2024

I tried a new way to mess with telemarketers: assuming the call is one that the federal do not call registry would cover, remind them that this call is a violation of federal law and then ask them why I should do business with companies that violate federal law. I got a few seconds of silence from it.

Jason Malinowski May 9, 2024

Our chickadee bird house has eggs!

Jason Malinowski Apr 8, 2024

Missing The Point Apr 8, 2024

Solar eclipse alt-text:

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Jason Malinowski Apr 8, 2024

Easter Benny Apr 8, 2024

Look, does anyone want to just buy all of my data? Rather than going through all this rigmarole, spending billions on AI, looking for ways to catch me out or circumvent Data Protection laws. It's probably all out there anyway. Just shut down all of your expensive projects, slip me a couple of million pounds and I'll tell you anything you want to know. It'll save you a fortune. Straight from the source. Locally sourced, organic and artisanal data. Fairtrade data.

Jason Malinowski Apr 5, 2024

In the highly unlikely event I becomes US President, I'm pushing for a law that lets you bill companies for your time dealing with their billing mistakes.

Jason Malinowski Apr 3, 2024

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Matthew Martin Apr 3, 2024

@tinker I hear you saying Jia Tan (pseudonym) needs a job, #FediHire He's available to work remote in the Eastern Europe time zone. Easy to onboard, he may already have access to your production servers.

Jason Malinowski Mar 20, 2024

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Simon Cropp Mar 20, 2024

@jasonmalinowski i had a usbc to hdmi cable that needed a firmware update to make it work better