geoffy the dew daddy

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don’t stop the dew party ‘cause the dew party don’t stop
Twitterhttps://twitter.com/geoffreyjokes
conservatives when they hear someone mention their pronouns
I am not just sitting here I'm experimenting with potential energy.
mastodon implies the existence of mastodonatello
ate some quinoa and also definitely pissed off the 2006 version of me that thought I’d be eating caviar for every meal
Good morning to everyone who can decisively & strongly condemn & denounce antisemitism without hesitation.
The quickest way to piss someone off is to have an opinion.

Also I realize there’s a whole chunk of people I need to follow back, and YES, want to follow back but I have already fallen behind.

Please be patient, I am lagging
ᵍˡᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵍˡᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵍˡᶦᵗᶜʰ

me: what’s the special
waiter: bangers and mash
18 year old me: I’ll take that, hold the mash hehe
35 year old me: I’ll take that, hold the mash *winks creepily*

🎶Modern day warrior, mean mean stride, today’s Tom Sawyer mean mean pride…🎶

Rush filled stadiums with their progressive, melodic rock and spectacular musicianship.

IT’S NOT GOING WELL