words to live by
Adam 
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Resident physician, chronically online. He/Him
no man has all five
1) a talking donkey
2) a talking cat in boots
3) an ogre wife
4) three ogre children
5) a peaceful swamp all to himself
1) a talking donkey
2) a talking cat in boots
3) an ogre wife
4) three ogre children
5) a peaceful swamp all to himself
hallmark movies have given me unrealistic expectations of finding love as a single young professional
asking myself if i need a man in my life or if i actually just need more carbs in my diet
Person in 1826: I wish I had something that could make me feel really good or really bad about myself
Guy about to invent photography: I have an idea
is he attractive or did he just reply to your message with full sentences in a timely manner
hey boy are you a classified document because i want to take you home with me even though i’ll regret it later