Dave CactusOrdering DoorDash from inside the same restaurant because I don't want to bother the server for a refill.
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make it snow
Dropped Mikeme: the constitution says I have the right to assemble
Ikea clerk: you have to buy it first
Adam 
men would rather break and enter into homes and steal christmas than go to therapy
Block Me Amadeus@robertmanchild
I set up a rule in Outlook to delete any incoming email that did not include the word "pie" and since then my work-day has become a breeze.
I set up a rule in Outlook to delete any incoming email that did not include the word "pie" and since then my work-day has become a breeze.
You know how the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day? Well, replace heart with prostate and replace day with the last decade.
Me: You are the worst urologist ever.
Brosephine WiresIt's not a joke until a man from the internet has explained it to you.
Dire Wolf 
Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.
It’s weird that the Chili’s theme song is based on the 1932 Lindbergh kidnapping.
My doctor said he has basically the same medical history as me and I was like slay bestie how long do we have