This day in history. 1941. Australian poet Banjo Paterson who wrote Waltzing Matilda died from an infected billabong.
Jimmer Cork-Bottle
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From the twelve-winded sky. Avatar 1972. I prefer you don't use hashtags around me.
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Cheeky P*perpetually lost in thought
Katie BabblesI have no idea how I ended up on mastodon.world, but it is comforting to know I'm using this social media site wrong too.
Brosephine WiresArizona is the Florida of the United States.
Uncle Duke“What news do you bring me from over the mountains, my little friend?”
“There is a great storm coming, you should find shelter soon. Also, I saw hunters camped in the valley.”
“Anything else?”
“Your mother wants to know if you’re eating enough. She says she worries about you.”
Christina Mother of SpidersMe: You're the only one I can count on. You make me a better person.
Advil: Stop pressuring me.
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑Hello, friends. Due to uncertainty about the fate of mstdn.party I’ve migrated to this new account. Unfortunately I lost every post and I’m not following anyone.
So, in most ways I’m starting over. Please be patient while I refollow folks and begin to repost everything.
Cheers
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊“Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today,” I say as I destroy my fourth sleeve of Oreos.
Me: I’m hungry
Other me: but you just had lunch
Third me: both of you shut up
Fourth me: don’t me tell me to shut up
Other me: but you just had lunch
Third me: both of you shut up
Fourth me: don’t me tell me to shut up
Åtômïč Çøwbēłł 
Look, I’m pretty sure I’ve still my BB gun around somewhere if they need someone to take care of that Chinese balloon.