Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑

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A fair amount of what I say here might be absurd and a little of it might be very serious.
My toots:https://justmytoots.com/Tobi_is_Fab@beige.party
About me:Nerd/Wife/Mom She/Her KY
Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 30, 2023

🎵 IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS
since I shaved my pits

but I don’t have a choice
and this won’t rhyme. shit.

Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 29, 2023
Jimmer Cork-BottleJan 27, 2023
You have a thingyness about you, to be specific.
Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 27, 2023
If I tell you I’m dealing with a minor inconvenience, it could just mean I spilled a bit of coffee, but it also might mean that I fell off a cliff and died 6 times during resuscitation after a raccoon was caught chewing off my legs.
Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 27, 2023
Jimmy Biscuits 🧻Nov 11, 2022
Getting pretty annoyed at the people continuously walking by and not helping me remove my wedgie. Oh here’s someon—
*wedgie intensifies*
Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 27, 2023
donni saphireJan 26, 2023
When the computer asks if you’re a robot, it’s just looking for a friend
Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 24, 2023
🎵 buttholes, don’t let your babies grow up to be hemorrhoids 🎵
Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 21, 2023

Quick hello.

Sorry, sometimes I forget I have Mastodon, but also get busy with life. Mom stuff, school stuff with the kids, regular errands, I broke my fucking right arm on Monday…you know, regular shit.

Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 21, 2023
Princess of Whales Jan 18, 2023
@Tobi_is_Fab - ever seen bat genitalia? https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10efepb/one_of_the_biggest_bat_in_the_world/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
one of the biggest bat in the world

Posted in r/interestingasfuck by u/ashu71029 • 13,172 points and 2,031 comments

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Kiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 13, 2023
cap’n watsisnameJan 12, 2023
My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
Show threadKiss my Fat Ash 🍑Jan 13, 2023
Later it will be Chutes and Ladders.