me: what’s the special
waiter: bangers and mash
18 year old me: I’ll take that, hold the mash hehe
35 year old me: I’ll take that, hold the mash *winks creepily*
waiter: bangers and mash
18 year old me: I’ll take that, hold the mash hehe
35 year old me: I’ll take that, hold the mash *winks creepily*