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I was using Twitter only to share invite codes or encourage exodus.

I deactivated once and for all since they reinstated Alex Jones. I did save my archive.

I accept no further excuses from myself or anyone else for using that platform.

+60k followers built since 2011. And quite easy to walk away.

*checks calendar*
*presses intercom button*

"Release the pumpkin spice."

*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*

You're telling me a gorilla made this glue
Sure, it's fun to sing about and all that, but it would be an absolute traffic nightmare if it really was raining men.
This apocalypse is taking FOREVER

SPOILER WARNING

Biggest surprises in "Oppenheimer":

- the orgy scene

- when Oppenheimer looks in the camera and says "It's the bomb!" several times in a blatant attempt to create a catch-phrase

- the rap battle finale between Eminem and Oppenheimer

Before you give up, remember:

You really should've given up a very long time ago.

The orcas are quiet.

Too quiet...

Settle a bet:

On which date do you bring up your necromancer abilities? I say third, my buddy says fifth.

I enjoy hugging people again, mostly because I always lean in and whisper "I know it was you."