Sean P. O. MacCath-Moran

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PHP Engineer with over three decades of development experience in a variety of languages, databases and technologies, lately focusing on back end Drupal and the LAMP stack. On my second decade of veganism and animal rights work. Love to cook, handy with crafts, and learning to sail.
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so... after many years, I've gone back to playing nethack. One feature I recall from my youth is that you can pick up a cockatrice corpse (if you're wearing gloves) and start bashing things with it as a weapon, turning them into stone.

I just did that.

In nethack, there are several kinds of golems; straw, flesh, clay, etc.

I hit a flesh golem with a cockatrice just now it turned to stone... as a stone golem... and then proceeded to continue beating on me with its improved stats.

Who knew?

A memory leak walks in to a bar. The bartender says "We don't normally serve your type here but this time I'll make an Exception"

... and now I'm waiting patiently for someone to say they don't get the punchline to my joke so I can say "It's just programmer humor, Try to Catch up."

Work conversation in which I express my wonder at a teammate.

#microsoftteams #sucks #so #hard

Sometimes you just have be honest about what you've done.

#coding #php #drupal #humor #itwasntme

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A few years back there were a couple of these "#guess the #character" #games floating around, and I made a couple of my own, having mostly just shared them around at work. I think it's time to get more life out of them, soooo: want to take a guess? =o)
I'm hiring several more folks for my team at WebFirst: UX designer, UX researcher, content strategist, and content analyst. We’re also looking for a scrum lead who has experience working with UX/content strategy teams. These are all new positions as we expand our work in this area. All 100% remote positions anywhere in the U.S. (with Eastern Time work hours). Please let me know if you are going to apply so I can look out for your application!

I am absolutely furious with Google. I searched for "libra office mac download". I confidently clicked on the top search result labeled "Download - Office - Powerful office suite. And Open Source". Clicking on the Download menu opened a download dialog with "LibreOffice_7.4.3_Win_x64.exe". It was then that I realized I was on "libroofice.com", and that google's top search result was a scam site. Looking back, I saw it was a paid for advert.

What the ACTUAL fuck, google?

#scam #google #ad #paid

This is on the kitchen counter in an image from a property listing I'm looking at, and I can't figure out what it is. Can anyone clue me in?!

#whatisthis #property #realtor #weird