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Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange

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1.2K Following

9.1K Posts

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

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Tim Hergert 2h ago

Mother Bones 3h ago

#Via Jason Dogwood 💙 🏳️‍🌈 🌱
@Jasondogwood
July 14, 2025, 8:28 PM

"A U.S. family with a trans and a nonbinary child just got preliminary asylum in Canada. Asylum. From here. The 'land of the free.' That’s how broken this country is. We used to take in the persecuted, now we are the threat people are fleeing. And the world knows it."

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/americans-asylum-canada-trump-refugees-immigration-1.7480069

American family seeks asylum in Canada, citing Trump | CBC News

A family from Illinois is anxiously awaiting a decision from a Canadian tribunal as they seek asylum north of the border, claiming that America’s politics have made them feel unsafe.

CBC

Tim Hergert 2h ago

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patchhoernchen 5h ago

@da_667 just in case one wants to know but not to read:
(from https://www.debuggex.com/)

Tim Hergert 3h ago

Matti Aleve 6h ago

Pretty much

https://bsky.app/profile/nytpitchbot.bsky.social/post/3luavswsr5s2u

Tim Hergert 4h ago

It's not #ChatsWithBeaker - this one is actually #ChatsWithTheWife.

Tim Hergert 4h ago

Zelda 🎀 TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮10h ago

Respectability is bullshit, if you support games, support porn games.

If you support workers, support sex workers.

If you support humans, support humans that get horny.

Puritanism is one of the greatest evils on a deeply poisoned planet.

Tim Hergert 4h ago

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Jasna 5h ago

@listless @cjust Reminds me of a t-shirt tag I made

Tim Hergert 7h ago

WIST Quotations 7h ago

A quotation from Terry Pratchett

I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.

Terry Pratchett (1948-2015) English author
Discworld No. 19, Feet of Clay [Death] (1996)

Sourcing, notes: wist.info/pratchett-terry/7780…

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #pratchett #terrypratchett #discworld #death #inevitability #mortality #taxes

Tim Hergert 7h ago

Very Hairy Jerry 11h ago

I’m not saying that fortinet has employees that intentionally inject RCE vulnerabilities into their code, just that we couldn’t tell the difference.

Tim Hergert 7h ago

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Giamedin 7h ago

@cjust @jack_daniel hey that’s where it’s from! Could not recall the source.

Tim Hergert 8h ago

evacide 1d ago

"What if we make every Amazon Ring into a snitch to the police?" is apparently one of those zombie ideas that keeps getting back up every time we kill it.

https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ring-founder-mode-jamie-siminoff-crime-fighting-roots-2025-7

Amazon Ring goes founder mode, going back to its crime-fighting roots

Ring founder Jamie Siminoff has returned to the Amazon doorbell business and is reinstating its crime-fighting mission while emphasizing AI efficiency

Business Insider

CopterDoctor 3d ago

Keep talking about Epstein, just to piss #PedoTrump off.

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Mrinappropriate 3d ago

@copter_chief #epstein

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Alexander The 1st 3d ago

@copter_chief Even better - keep up the momentum, and then ante it up for the midterms branding the Republicans as "The Party that, somehow, lost the Epstein Files *on their desk*."

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Alexander The 1st 3d ago

@copter_chief "But her emails-"

"Her emails at least were stored in her basement. Somehow, you lost access to the Epstein List *on the desk*."

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