‘What’s a philosopher?’ said Brutha.
‘Someone who’s bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,’ said a voice in his head. (Small Gods)

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Walter’s face was an agony of indecision but, erratic though his thinking might have been, it was no match for Nanny Ogg’s meretricious duplicity. He was up against a mind that regarded truth as a reference point but certainly not as a shackle. Nanny Ogg could think her way through a corkscrew in a tornado without touching the sides. (Maskerade)

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‘Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage,’ he said. (Men at Arms)

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… she made it clear that the only difference between Mort and a dead toad was the colour.
(Mort)

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'I can see you've been getting ideas below your station ...'
(Equal Rites)

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It wasn’t proper police work, Vimes considered, unless you were doing something that someone somewhere would much rather you weren’t doing.
(Jingo)

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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling ‘banana’, but didn’t know how you stopped.
(Witches Abroad)

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Пачынаю чытаць “I Shall Wear Midnight” - паступова набліжаюся да апошніх кніг пра Плоскі свет і ад гэтага адначасова радасна і сумна.

Дарэчы, стала цікава, а ці існуе “Песня пра вожыка” ў беларускай лакалізацыі?

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