Chris Nelson

@chrisnelsonsdog@mstdn.social
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Socially awkward penguin, rollin' hard in the land of fediverse chicks and reply guys.
Board board board
#BoredAtWork
A boxer dog giving the ground a sniff next to a patch of purple loosestrife. #Wildflowers #DogsOfMastodon

Penstamon.

#Gardening

Latourell falls from behind
#WaterfallWednesday

Good morning! Wishing you all a wonderful Wednesday filled with sunshine, love, laughter, high energy and positivity. We have groceries coming this morning and a Sam’s Club order later. Humidity is supposed to be lower today and I’m looking forward to that.

Be kind to yourself and those around you, hug tight those you love most and smile, someone out there today will need a kind smile more than you’ll ever know. πŸ€—πŸ«Άβ€οΈπŸ«‚ #GoodMorning #Positivity

This sweet little angel was born this morning on the grounds of a wonderful non-profit down the road in Homer, AK, Cook Inletkeeper. Everyone in the office got to watch the birth, the cleaning and the first steps! Beauty continues even though humans are being inhumane to each other. Photos courtesy of Cook Inletkeeper. #NewLife #Alaska #AlaskaWildlife #Moosetodon #MooseBaby #HomerAK #CookInletKeeper
Is this a bad font or just from Australia?

Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm nonbinary.

Yeah, but what were you born as?
A baby.

No, I mean what is your sex?
Awesome.

FFS! Do you have a penis or a vagina??
I've had my share of both.

OMFG!! WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS??
A frankly disturbing number of lockpicks.

Goose
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