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Chris @ 🦣11h ago
I love this little goofball so much.
Chris @ 🦣12h ago
#FensterFreitag
Chris @ 🦣12h ago
Jon Baker21h ago
I think we’re close
Chris @ 🦣1d ago

Today’s supervisor is not thrilled about the Tornado Watch in our area.

#DogsOfMastodon #FediDogs

Chris @ 🦣1d ago
Surprise package from my new employer.
Chris @ 🦣1d ago

Twelve years ago today, as clear a Darwin Award winner as I think there ever has been: a man died after having sex with an (occupied) hornet nest.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest-467900

#ThrowbackThursday

Swedish Man 'Dies After Having Sex With Hornet's Nest'

Swedish news site posts bizarre story of man who attempted intercourse with nest - but tale exposed as hoax.

International Business Times UK
Chris @ 🦣1d ago
OH: What’s that in Mississippis?
Chris @ 🦣2d ago

Prototypes.

Watch this space.

Chris @ 🦣2d ago
One perk of being a regular at a local coffee shop is that sometimes you’ll get surprised with beautiful hand-decorated cup.
Chris @ 🦣2d ago

Today’s supervisor thinks you’re pretty great.

#DogsOfMastodon #FediDogs