Chris Nelson

@chrisnelsonsdog@mstdn.social
1,034 Followers
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277 Posts
Socially awkward penguin, rollin' hard in the land of fediverse chicks and reply guys.
Show threadChris Nelson45m ago
@godpod do something about it. You made this mess, clean it up. Lightning bolt time.
Chris Nelson1h ago
Jasmin Schreiber11h ago
Am Montag kommt mein neues Sachbuch über sehr kleine Lebewesen raus, für das ich ganz viele Fotos gemacht habe, und ich wollte es schon LÄNGST ankündigen, doch meine Depression hat mich ganz schön gebeutelt die letzten Wochen. Aber es ist ja noch nicht zu spät, deshalb jetzt! https://shop.autorenwelt.de/products/im-schatten-von-giganten-von-jasmin-schreiber?srsltid=AfmBOopbUEk9SIKq0bi3A7IIWb3gaiDLhs0bfgLTdO8ocR2czvMFiqlY
Chris Nelson1h ago
Küstentröte2h ago
#GutenMorgen Fediland. ☕
Eigentlich sollte dieses Bild weg. In der Dämmerung bei Gegenlicht aufgenommen, waren nur Silhouetten zu erkennen. Erst bei der Nachbearbeitung habe ich dann festgestellt, wer mir da vor die Linse geflattert ist.
Habt einen schönen #Samstag.
#Fotografie #Photography #Vögel #Birds #BirdsOfMastodon
Chris Nelson1h ago
TerceiraTalvez1h ago
Goedemorgen! Ik wens jullie een koele dag toe 🌳.
Chris Nelson1h ago
Mike Nelson Pedde1d ago

A little beauty for your day...

#photo #photography #yyj #Victoria #BC #JamesBay #flowers #BloomScrolling #NotAI

Chris Nelson1h ago
ageofcool1h ago
Habt einen schönen Tag!
#GutenMorgen #AgeSagtGutenMorgen
 #GoodMorning #HaveANiceDay
Erinnerung an #London
Chris Nelson5h ago
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
#Sing
Chris Nelson5h ago
Trans Rescue1d ago

Standing in the bakery line at Safeway in a small town.
Old fellow, kind who has enough tools in his truck to change your engine, is in front of me.
He orders a sheet cake, and asks the worker to "put some gay stuff on it", since his son has just come out.
The worker draws a rainbow, dad picks out rainbow flags. Asks her what else is "gay".
After he leaves it takes the young baker and I a moment to stop smiling at each other.

@lgbtqia
@lgbtq
@lgbtq_plus
#trans #lgbtqia #happypride

Chris Nelson5h ago
LRRR 5h ago
IF THIS WATER'S SO SMART, HOW COME I'M DRINKING IT?
Chris Nelson5h ago
Goodnight Mastonauts
#Sunset
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Dean Burnett (that brains guy)Jan 23

Daily life in 2025.

#AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

Show threadPJPaintsJan 23
@Garwboy this is just every day at work now
Show threadFlicJan 23
@PJPaints @Garwboy the "would you like to use AI" popup in Adobe Acrobat makes it crash. I love my job.
Show threadPJPaintsJan 23
@Flisty @Garwboy I managed to avoid the Adobe update for ages but now I have the update and all the stupid AI bits.
Show threadLeonard RitterJan 23
@Garwboy it's an added value proposition gone horribly wrong
Show threadRT WhitingJan 23
@Garwboy it is just the way "they" want it, whoever "they" are...
Show threadSteve D. BallantyneJan 23
@Garwboy The interesting thing about the AI boom is that we learned in the first week where and how it can be actually useful. And now we are trying 'everything else' for the sake of selling a brand or a product that nobody needs.
Show threadloStronzoRoccoJan 23
@SteveBallantyne @Garwboy At this point the forced feeding of AI in every industry that honestly _doesn't need it_ is ridiculous. It's like that adage throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what will stick.
Show threadCONFIG.SYS: LOADHIGHJan 23
@Garwboy Actually, you've been using AI all those years. Programs are just *full* of if-then-else statements.
Show threadAndreas GroisJan 23
@loadhigh @Garwboy That's the game developer's definition of AI... That's the AI that works. However, nowadays it isn't real AI, unless it doesn't work.
Show threadTravisJan 23
@Garwboy I wish “AI” had a higher barrier to entry like blockchain. Remember when companies were trying to shove blockchain into everything?
Show threadgreypilgrimJan 23
@Garwboy I feel this.
Show threadಚಿರಾಗ್ 🌹✊🏾Ⓥ🌱🇵🇸 (he/him)Jan 23
@Garwboy Most FLOSS is shunning this trend, thankfully. Switch to FLOSS whenever you can :)
Show thread(roll m3tti)Jan 23
@Garwboy only usefull thing that this whole "revolution" gave me is to expand my bulletpoints i used to put into documentation into useless bullshit wall of text. And every business manager tells me how nice the docs are -.-.
Show threadXauri'EL ZwaanJan 24
@m3tti the primary use case of AI is impressing gullible fools
Show thread(roll m3tti)Jan 24
@XauriEL so true ... so true. And now every tool and phone and device has this crap technology -.-. Its only usefull for more survilance and content generation for these exect technologies. 100% they are taking your texts and train the models with it
Show threadHdunagan1d ago
@XauriEL @m3tti The secondary use case of AI is destroying natural resources to power AI.
Show threadDoughPayMeJan 23
@Garwboy I META see this as X.
Show threadLeefeller GuyJan 23
@Garwboy META is so obvious.
Show threadMargret KuarellJan 23
@Garwboy
all the tools I'm using are showing me, that they want to replace me with their AI
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈Jan 23

@Garwboy We didn't ask for it, yet it's being shoved into our faces. How very 'rapey' of these Tech Bros....😡

'Consent' isn't a word in their dictionary.

#TechBros #SiliconValley

Show threadJWMJan 23
@Garwboy In related news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKuIH-fNFCY
Companies adding AI to their products 🤣#ai #aitips #aitools #artificiaintelligence #machinelearning

YouTube
Show threadStrfnurfnJan 23

@Garwboy Teammate was showing off Chrome's AI dev tool just now. "You can even ask it how to make an element more accessible!" We watched it churn for 30 seconds or so before it announced that the item had a very good contrast ratio of 21:1.

You only need to click the font color in the non-AI side to see it's actually 8.45

Glad we're setting fire to the planet for this /s

Show threadXauri'EL ZwaanJan 24
@Garwboy Just today google offered to get gemini to "help" me with a work email. I am a published author of science fiction, I think I can write an email asking head office to order us garbage bags without assistance, please and thanks
Show threadHdunagan1d ago
@XauriEL @Garwboy Maybe you need that paperclip character to help you write a resume.
Show threadHdunagan1d ago
@Garwboy This image is perfect.
Show threadCowboy Who?1d ago
@Garwboy
Show threadWildebest1d ago
@Garwboy
Nothing is intelligence about AI. It's merely a BS generator.