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Does Astro Bot Civilization Use Crypto Wallets? Can I pay $300 for an NFT Skin?16 Burning Questions Our Editorial Team Have About The Latest Sony Release. #videogames#ps5#Astrobot
Sony's Largest Charity 'Concord' Donated Almost 200 Million over 8 years to provide a better life to Over 30 Concurrent players this past month. #videogames#concord#pitchbot
“As a PM, I’d love to take credit for our absolutely bad ass triple E strategy (embrace, extend, extinguish), but really all the praise has to go to HR.” —anonymous #pitchbot#techlayoffs#humanresources#hr
If a Customer Can Cancel My Service, You're Not Worth Hiring. Why dark patterns should be the new social currency of every UX designer. #ux#darkpatterns#pitchbot#subscriptions
Leaving a corporate social network to join a #fediverse powered alternative like #mastodon can only be seen as a self-inflicted shadow ban. #socialmedia#pitchbot