Big Tech Journalism Pitch Bot

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Parody account delivering all the best bad takes in tech. Inspired by the New York Times Pitch Bot. Posts written by an actual human, [email protected]. Got a pitch you'd like to share? DMs welcome.
Does Astro Bot Civilization Use Crypto Wallets? Can I pay $300 for an NFT Skin?16 Burning Questions Our Editorial Team Have About The Latest Sony Release. #videogames #ps5 #Astrobot
Sony's Largest Charity 'Concord' Donated Almost 200 Million over 8 years to provide a better life to Over 30 Concurrent players this past month. #videogames #concord #pitchbot
Here's Why X Shutting Down in Brazil Spells Bad News for Mastodon #mastodon #x #pitchbot #twitter_x #twitter
Move Over Facebook, CrowdStrike are the new ‘Move Fast and Break Things’ leader.
#clownstrike #crowdstrike #facebook #cybersecurity #breaktheinternet #pitchbot
“As a PM, I’d love to take credit for our absolutely bad ass triple E strategy (embrace, extend, extinguish), but really all the praise has to go to HR.” —anonymous
#pitchbot #techlayoffs #humanresources #hr
If a Customer Can Cancel My Service, You're Not Worth Hiring. Why dark patterns should be the new social currency of every UX designer. #ux #darkpatterns #pitchbot #subscriptions
The new JavaScript framework everyone is talking about generates static websites at the cost of only 3GB of RAM per page load. #JavaScript #webdev #pitchbot
#technology #technews #tech
Architects should learn this valuable lesson from the tech sector: function follows form. #technology #architecture #pitchbot
#technology #technews #tech
“Websites are the x86 processors of the internet. No matter what we do, they refuse to die.” — Anonymous Google Engineer #Google #pitchbot #technology
#technology #technews #tech
Leaving a corporate social network to join a #fediverse powered alternative like #mastodon can only be seen as a self-inflicted shadow ban. #socialmedia #pitchbot