Amanda Kespohl

@amandakespohl
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Fantasy writer. Lawyer. Enemy of gravity. Friend to the Oxford comma. Player of D&D.

Make fun of my short legs, will you Mr. Mittens, you loathsome feline! Revenge! Revenge!

#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon #humor #humour #cat

My dog enjoying December in Florida.

(Poor guy has had three knee surgeries, so he has a stroller for when his knee is bothering him.

#BeagleBailey #beagle #beagles #dog #dogsofmastondon #dogs

Wore my party shirt out tonight.
#fangirllife #starwars #geeklife
"If it was ever the case that women were unqualified to sit on juries or were so situated that none of them should be required to perform jury service, that time has long since passed." Taylor v. Louisiana, 419 U.S. 522, 537 (1975).
That moment when you realize that the US Supreme Court first held that women could not be excluded or exempted from jury service in 1975. That is too recent, y'all. My mom was 15 when this decision came out.

LADY: My cat won't stop mewling

ME: It's okay, I'm a cat whisperer

LADY: Oh, great

ME {whispering to cat}: shut the hell up

[told I’m needed to fulfill an ancient prophecy] what’s the latest possible deadline
decades-long manhunt finally ends
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Current status: feeling nostalgic for one of the high points of my Twitter experience, when Sir Terry Pratchett was bored in his car and was answering questions on the bird app. And he made my life by answering mine. #terrypratchett #fantasywriters #writingcommunity #writerslife