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Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby #Tomboy in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

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🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
#fedi22

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👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

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Here are two prototypes for the "Kid Sister" aka "Brat" set.

The first image is one of the "Little Jigglers¹". The big pile is all the tiny locks it opened within a few seconds, and the small pile is the ones it didn't. The 2nd little jiggler in the set will have a different bitting and probably be about 0.5mm taller, because the locks the first one didn't work on were the ones with slightly bigger keyways, and some of the TSA007 locks.

The second image is the "Petite Hooker¹" and turning tool. Both slender enough to work in almost any small lock, but still capable of opening anything a full-sized pick can.

The final designs will have cute cutouts in the handles to make them lighter, easier to grip, and to guide new pickers as to where to hold them.

¹ I don't know if I can bring myself to name them like this, but I thought Fedi would get a laugh out of it.

https://lgbtqia.space/@alice/116243053443078188

#AlicePics #Locksport #AlicesKidSister

#AskFedi
Settle an argument Fedi

What constitutes "a lot of dildos" for one person to own?

Boost for visibility of this important question. The world needs answers.

More than five
More than ten
More than fifty
I measure mine by the ton
Poll ends at .

#LearnLockpickingWithAlice lesson 10: Decoding combination locks by "Pull-Picking".

There are a lot of types of combination locks out there, but one of the most common is also one of the easiest to open—no tools necessary.

So, today I'm going to talk about popping locks with nothing but some fingers and a little feeling around.

Almost every example of this style of combination lock uses a series of 3-4 wheels, with 10 numbers or letters arranged around each one (though a rare few have fewer positions per wheel, or a fifth wheel).

From the exploded diagram, you might already be able to see the design flaw. When you pull on the shackle, it pulls on the wheels, and—much like with traditional picking—we can exploit manufacturing defects to give ourselves more information about the solution to our puzzle. To get a feel for this, try interlacing the tips of your fingers, then lift one hand so the sides of your fingers press into each other. The pressure is distributed between all your fingers, but some take more than others. Now fold your middle finger in, so it's no longer in contact with its counterpart; the pressure is distributed between the remaining fingers. This is like the wards on the shackle pressing against the wheels. Once a wheel is set correctly, the remaining tension on the shackle is redistributed to the remaining incorrectly set wheels.

But there's a catch.

Lockmakers add smaller "false gates" along the wheel to trick you into thinking you've got the right combo when you don't.

This means each wheel can be in one of three states: not in a gate, in a false gate, or in a true gate. Our goal is to get all of them set to their true gates.

Remember earlier when I mentioned manufacturing defects and design flaws? Well, in a perfect world (for the locks) all the wheels would be perfectly cut and uniformly shaped, and the false gates would be indistinguishable from the true one. That's not the case.

False gates will always be narrower or shallower than the one true gate on each wheel, and wheels will always be slightly irregular. This means that the pressure won't distribute perfectly between each wheel, and that the false and true gates "feel" different.

Okay, enough origin story—how do you decode one of these?

Step zero: try all zeroes...no really, it's like "password123", you don't think anyone is that bad at security, but they are. Like really bad. If it's a love lock, try the current or previous year too.

Step one: pull the shackle like you're trying to open the lock. If you find you can't turn a wheel, release a little tension until you can.

Step two: find the wheel that is hardest to turn—it'll feel like it's scraping a little, or it'll lock into place and have a small amount of wiggle to it, but won't go past the next number.

Step three: cycle through wheels, repeating step two until all of them feel like they're in *a* gate. If a wheel is in a gate, it'll have a small amount of play before it bumps into the ward on the shackle—with a false gate, this *may* be almost no wiggle, with the true gate, it may move by a good half-a-position in either direction before it bumps the edge.

Step four: if it feels like all the wheels are in *a* gate, but the lock isn't open, find the wheel with the least play in it, remember the number, and try rotating it until you find another gate. Once you either come back around to that number, or find a more wiggly one, check the next least wiggly wheel.

Each wheel may have up to N-1 false gates, but will only have 1 true gate, so learning to tell the difference is the key to decoding.

When you watch a professional do this, you'll usually notice them rapidly cycling wheels, wiggling each wheel frequently. It's not a matter of trying a ton of combos quickly, but more about calibrating your feel for the gates. Every lock is a little different, but they all have tells if you listen.

#Locksport #Decoding #CombinationLocks

#PawFed is a project close to my heart. It's a collaborative map for animal welfare that bridges the #Fediverse and #OpenStreetMap.

The idea: mention @PawFed from your Mastodon account with hashtags and a location, and your report appears on the map. No signup, no app, just your existing Fediverse account.
It's not perfect yet, but the foundation is there. I will publish the source code soon under AGPL.

More: https://pawfed.org/how-it-works

PawFed

Federated platform to help animals through shelters and community

Age verification laws are really just censorship mandates clothed as child safety proposals—here’s why. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/rep-finke-was-right-age-gating-isnt-about-kids-its-about-control
Rep. Finke Was Right: Age-Gating Isn’t About Kids, It’s About Control

What’s at stake is whether “protecting children” becomes a legal pretext for embedding government control over the internet to enforce specific moral and religious judgments—judgments that deny marginalized people access to speech, community, history, and truth—into law.

Electronic Frontier Foundation
Some stuff you should be watching:
- China / Taiwan
- Russia / Ukraine
- Epstein deletions and findings
- Minneapolis
- Strait of Hormuz politics and economics
- Lebanon
- SAVE act and obviously related passport and ID invalidation hijinks. And postal service hijinks
- OS level age validation
How @catsalad interacts with the internet:
@lowqualityfacts I feel so special!

Hey, I'm planning to make some lockpicking kits for redteamtools.com that have an Alice-like aesthetic.

The goal is to make something that will be appealing to folx who like 💕 emoji, and perform well enough to be part of security peeps' everyday carry.

My design priorities are:
1. effective
2. cute
3. smol & lightweight
4. well made & reasonably priced

Kit #1: "Bear Necessities" — This kit is designed to open just about any pin-tumbler or warded lock you're likely come across (especially in the US).

> Two hooks, one rake, two turning tools, two warded picks, and a latch tool.

Kit #2: "Kid Sister / Brat" — This kit is designed to open basically any diary, luggage, desk, cabinet, or other tiny lock—all while being small enough to hide in a lip gloss case. I wanted to make this one because not only do I love tiny locks, but also because they're everywhere and most lockpicking tools are too big to fit in their smol keyways.

> One slender short hook, one small turning tool, two little jigglers¹, one TSA007 key, and one handcuff¹ key.

¹ get yer mind out of the gutter

#Locksport #EDC

I'm excited about the Bear Necessities!
I'm excited about the Kid Sister!
I just wanted to click a button!
Poll ends at .

Outfit #4 was a winner. Not only was the event a ton of fun, not only are my feet absolutely killing me, but I had two different photographers ask to take my picture for the website, and a couple girls stopped me on the way to the restroom to say I was "like the most beautiful vampire they'd ever seen".

All in all a fun night, and I had like six drinks, so 😅 tomorrow will be fun.

And now it's time for chalupas.