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ด (๐๐ฆ)I haven't figured out how to set a new combo on this antique lock yet, but at least it was easy to decode ๐
I had to make a tool out of spare bits to pick this ancient disc-tumbler lock!
Yes, I tried the vibrator first, but it wasn't having any of it.
Found this awesome Sargent solid brass 4-lever pancake push-key lock at the vintage hardware store.
Probably dates to circa 1895-1910.
Fun fact: the shackle spring is so strong that it holds some of the levers in place when you set them, hence I only had to poke it a couple times to set them all and pop it.
This was one of the most amazing things I saw at the Seattle Asian Art Museum recentlyโthis cube of intricately cut metal, lit from within, that turned the whole room into an artistic interplay of darkness and light. Casting all the visitors into the installation; shadows on the walls.
Artist: Anila Quayyum Agha, a Pakistani/American artist
Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*
Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...
The lock: ๐ณ
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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.
#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText
They told me Jesus would open doors, but I decided to try him on smaller padlocks first.
(some Christian organization sent out bulk Jesus ads that contained little metal crosses, so I decided to make a holy jiggler)
@lowqualityfacts here's the third. I almost gave up, but decided to keep trying with the remaining bits of the first noodle.
It's true!
In (low quality) fact, a single uncooked spaghetti noodle is good for up to three locks!
@lowqualityfacts https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116310533771748568
Just got my new care package from #RedTeamTools!
These fishnets leave marks that make me feel like a thicc ham.
