✨🔮 IN THE FUTURE 🔮✨
Kid: "Uncle Fluke, what was the burger wars about?"
UF: "Well, that had a lot to do with people who make too much money telling us how we should eat. You see, Chris, the McDonald's CEO, made a video with his product, and he took tiny, little bites. The Manosphere became enraged at the perceived timidity of this man and there were online challenges, to see who could take the biggest bite out of their own burgers without choking to death on camera."
Kid: "But that's the same thing we do on Sunday at Golden Corral."
UF: "And It wasn't until Joey Chestnut, climbed a mountain of Nathan's hot dogs and declared himself messiah that we knew peace."
Kid's Mother: "Other Uncles read stories from books, but Noooo..."
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