Rodent parent; Tolkien fan; Perpetual GM; Semicolon enthusiast.
Header: The boopable snoot of my oldest guinea pig, Oreo.
Avatar: Mister Peanut Butter, my syrian hampner. He is cleaning himself, but in this photographed instant he is posed like a henchman nervously informing his villainous master that the heroes have escaped his trap once again.
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Have you ever finished an #anime and just been disappointed?
An internet person suggested that I watch "The Daily Life of the Immortal King" and said it was a solid 8/10. I will agree that the first couple episodes were an 8/10, but once it got to ep 5 the episodes started to lose their shine, and by the time the tournament arc started at the end of season 1 I began to get really bored. After ep 15 I just sat back and asked myself why I was bothering to watch at all.
Three #dnd sessions ago, we killed a whole lot of guards on the way to the school where Lady Konflict was taking matters into her own hands. Some of us (me) took the opportunity to go full muderhobo and got very distracted, and I took a slight detour to break Lady Korb (friendly neighborhood death cultist) out of house arrest (this was put in place because the worshippers of the god of death DID NOT LIKE FINDING OUT THAT THERE WAS A NECROMANCER)
Four sessions ago, we collected the evidence and the suspects before the Empress Dowager (emperor is a mommas boy. His mom is the one who gets shit done) and explained the whole plot. However, when my restraints failed the situation began to escalate. Lady Konflict managed to flee, summoning the local legion of the army to murder the other children herself. I beat Consort Lilled to death with the snake painting. A fun time was had by all
I feel compelled to tell you all about how badly our #dnd campaign is going. Just when we think it can't possibly get worse, it does.
Background info: we are in a setting heavily inspired by Han dynasty China mixed with heian period japan. Our party is an official body of advisors formed to investigate the murders in the imperial harem. Over 50 children were alive before we arrived. 12 remain.
If you were founding the Illuminati in your #dnd campaign, what sort of trials would you implement in your rank advancement?
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