Bernard Quatermass

@QuatermassTools@infosec.exchange
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106 Following
615 Posts

Securing a hole in the ground

Itinerant Coder.

LocationHobbs-End
Websitehttps://code.quatermass.co.uk/toolsmith
Bernard Quatermass4d ago
Legit_Spaghetti5d ago

It's 1991, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2003, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2025, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

Bernard Quatermass5d ago
K. Reid Wightman  🌻 5d ago
#directorytraversalmemes
Bernard Quatermass5d ago
Nikita5d ago

The street that my mum lives in is a one-way street, but wasn't marked as such on #Google Maps. This caused many drivers to drive the wrong way. I have tried to edit it on Google Maps (there is such functionality), but to no avail. No matter how often I submitted a change (with photos of street signs!), Google said "Sorry, we could not verify it".

Solution: Edit the street on #OpenStreetMap! A few months after I did this, Google seems to have stolen the data, as it regularly does, and now the street is correct in both datasets!

Bernard QuatermassJun 20
Finally got that Despicable Me meme edited up and ready for when we need it next week (pretty sure I missed this week’s use).
Bernard QuatermassJun 18
Dave RahardjaJun 18

OH MY GOD THERE IS MORE.

You have to excuse him: he has the benefit of heighten (sic) pattern recognition.

And yes, it’s real. Here’s the link to the last post in the thread (you have to be logged in to view it all): https://bsky.app/profile/meredithmeredith.bsky.social/post/3lrsry6wjis2m

#mansplaining #man #explaining

Bernard QuatermassMay 27
MostlyHarmlessMay 27
Bernard QuatermassMay 23
Church of JeffMay 23
#ReligionIsPoison
Bernard QuatermassMay 23
Jan Lehnardt May 23
something something kubernetes at home
Bernard QuatermassMay 23

Got somewhere to be, pushed to production early and shutdown the terminal.

You know your duty.

Bernard QuatermassMay 22
Trickle-down economics is like the Human Centipede except the billionaire at the front has constipation.
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MostlyHarmlessMay 27
Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷May 27
@MostlyHarmless 😂😂
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@MostlyHarmless
Q. What's something that feels British, but isn't?
A. The contents of the British Museum.
Show threadTom 🇨🇦May 27

@MostlyHarmless

#alt screencap of twitter thread:
The Trashies
@TheTrashiesUK
What's something that feels British but isn't?

Pariah Carey.
@Sumzlbrahiim
The contents of the British Museum

Show threadGeePawHillMay 27
@MostlyHarmless Ooooo, that's gonna leave a mark.
Show threadxs4me2May 27

@MostlyHarmless

Well it has been robbed by the British empire, and that act of robbing (and killing) was very British then…

Show threadTawdryHepburnMay 27

@MostlyHarmless

The royal family?

Show threadThis is HellMay 27
@MostlyHarmless @DrOinFLA 💥POW💥
Show threadrootMay 27
@MostlyHarmless takeout curry
Show threadJonathan HartleyMay 27
@MostlyHarmless The Crown Jewels
Show threadToxy 🔬🇪🇺🇸🇪🇬🇧🇺🇦May 27
@MostlyHarmless We looted those cultural heritage treasures in good faith. Did I say "looted"? I meant "curated".
Show threadlonfoMay 27
@MostlyHarmless I like the British museum, but they really should divide everything in 2 big sections: stolen items and fake items.
Show threadMadeye And The Walls FellMay 27

@MostlyHarmless

Someone who with 65.5% of their fellow residents in Scotland identified themself as "Scottish" (neither "Scottish and British" nor "British") in the 2022 Census of Scotland.

Fact.

#ScottishNotBritish
#ACountryNotACounty

Show threadTawdryHepburnJun 1
@MostlyHarmless Being british feels british but isn't.
Bloody beakermen coming over here with their pottery culture around 4,500 years ago. Don't they know we are british?