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Bernard Quatermass

@QuatermassTools@infosec.exchange

40 Followers

107 Following

621 Posts

Securing a hole in the ground

Itinerant Coder.

Location	Hobbs-End
Website	https://code.quatermass.co.uk/toolsmith

Bernard Quatermass 2d ago

Lauren Weinstein 3d ago

BTW, when the Big Tech bros wax poetic about eliminating passwords by requiring passkeys, you can bet they probably don't deal with anyone who doesn't have a phone and whose only access to the Internet is public computers like in libraries. And please don't suggest that someone who may have all their possessions in a shopping cart carry and use a Yubikey (even if USB ports weren't blocked on public computers, as they often are). The Bros often don't have a clue about the real world.

Bernard Quatermass 3d ago

Cassandrich 4d ago

TIL in Firefox about:config:

widget.gtk.overlay-scrollbars.enabled = false
widget.non-native-theme.gtk.scrollbar.thumb-size = 1
widget.non-native-theme.scrollbar.style = 4
widget.non-native-theme.scrollbar.size.override = 16

Gets you scrollbars that are actually visible and clickable with the mouse.

Bernard Quatermass Jun 22

Legit_Spaghetti Jun 22

It's 1991, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2003, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2025, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

Bernard Quatermass Jun 22

K. Reid Wightman

#directorytraversalmemes

Bernard Quatermass Jun 22

The street that my mum lives in is a one-way street, but wasn't marked as such on #Google Maps. This caused many drivers to drive the wrong way. I have tried to edit it on Google Maps (there is such functionality), but to no avail. No matter how often I submitted a change (with photos of street signs!), Google said "Sorry, we could not verify it".

Solution: Edit the street on #OpenStreetMap! A few months after I did this, Google seems to have stolen the data, as it regularly does, and now the street is correct in both datasets!

Bernard Quatermass Jun 20

Finally got that Despicable Me meme edited up and ready for when we need it next week (pretty sure I missed this week’s use).

Bernard Quatermass Jun 18

Dave Rahardja Jun 18

OH MY GOD THERE IS MORE.

You have to excuse him: he has the benefit of heighten (sic) pattern recognition.

And yes, it’s real. Here’s the link to the last post in the thread (you have to be logged in to view it all): https://bsky.app/profile/meredithmeredith.bsky.social/post/3lrsry6wjis2m

#mansplaining #man #explaining

Bernard Quatermass May 27

MostlyHarmless May 27

Bernard Quatermass May 23

Church of Jeff May 23

#ReligionIsPoison

Bernard Quatermass May 23

something something kubernetes at home

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something something kubernetes at home

this is going viral and I don’t have a soundcloud, so I’ll just ask y’all to protect trans kids ✌️

Wurzelmann May 23

@janl mommy can we have some kubernetes?

@ivorytusk @janl We have kubernetes at home

Simon Lucy May 23

Stopping off at home to turn the gas off, and then it wouldn't start again.

Alda Vigdís May 23

@janl K8S on bare metal.

@alda @janl
😅 👍

Florian Gilcher May 23

@janl something, something, dropshipping

jan-erik May 23

@skade @janl https://hachyderm.io/@jer/114551266139655873

jan-erik (@jer@hachyderm.io)

drop shipping but different. https://mastodon.me.uk/@DreadShips/114550640357419963

Hachyderm.io

Arne Martin May 23

@janl Even more dramatic than Ever Given, but only for the guy who lives in that house. (also that's ten minutes from where I live!)

@arnemart Hah, beautiful place. Did you go see the spectacle?

Arne Martin May 23

@janl Nah, narrow backroads and apparently extremely crowded. I'm following the live stream 😅

MightyPirate™ 🏳️‍🌈May 23

@janl @Cheatha immer diese betrunkenen Raser

o/1MS\o ⌨️🐧 | #WeAreNatenom May 23

It's not good to see, but there is a little #Ansible-Playbook front left at the bow trying to get the ship back into the water.

@db_geek @janl
👍 😅

If you find something in your backyard, is it yours?

Passwordsarehard4 May 23

@xs4me2 @janl I’d say you even have to give a ball kicked over the fence back once but the article did say it also ran aground in 2023. If it was his yard both times it’s his now.

Bob Dendry (Join Our Server!)May 23

@janl I feel personally attacked

@BobDendry It’s your house?

Bob Dendry (Join Our Server!)May 23

@janl with my giant-ass, over engineered Kubernetes cluster in the backyard.

David Prochnow May 23

@janl Settling on a new island in Anno.

Louis Vallat May 23

@janl "wdym that's not what you expected when you ran docker-compose pull???"

F4GRX SÃ©bastien May 23

@janl is that the boat from @weirdestate last post?

F4GRX SÃ©bastien May 23

@janl @weirdestate looks like it is lmao

@janl when you realize you should probably reduce the amount of stuff you're ordering online...

@janl hashtag big boat stuck noch einmal

I shouldn't joke, I don't have a boat driving licence, however.

@janl and you can see it live at
https://play.adressa.no/video/3018234/direkte-containserskip-pa-grunn-utenfor-byneset

Direkte: Containerskip på grunn utenfor Byneset

Vi sender direkte fra Byneset der et containserskip har gått på grunn.

Arda Ohannessian May 23

@johnflomax @janl
No idea what's going on, but sure looks weird and magical somehow...

Adabei der Andere May 23

@janl
O. K. Amazon liefert schnell und direkt.
.
Oké, Amazon levert snel en direct.
.
OK, Amazon delivers quickly and directly.

🤣

Bjørn-Robin May 23

@janl Cant park there sir!

Jens Michael B.-Hansen May 23

@janl
Invited for a morning coffee ☕?

Zeki Çatav 🤔 ☕ 🕯️🎶May 23

@janl You can choose K3s😋

penguin42 May 23

@janl on-prem.

atlovato May 23

@janl - Hello; Lucy Honey, I'm home! - 😆

@FlitsFlash @janl fuck

Jason Stuart May 23

@janl When your docker instance crashes

@janl An orchestra should play a Kraftwerk piece, on the deck, for full sassiness.

MelHamnavoe May 23

@janl almost, the ship did miss the house…

@janl Delivering The Full Power of Kubernetes To The Edge...
of your lawn.

steeznson May 23

@janl "just ship it"

Jens Finkhäuser May 24

Joacim Jacobsson May 24

@janl I feel attacked!

Fredrik Björeman May 24

@janl This could work as a sort of inverse as well: “You SAID you wanted containers at home.”

@janl when you select sea freight instead of air freight to save a few bucks