Bernard Quatermass

@QuatermassTools@infosec.exchange
40 Followers
106 Following
616 Posts

Securing a hole in the ground

Itinerant Coder.

LocationHobbs-End
Websitehttps://code.quatermass.co.uk/toolsmith
Bernard QuatermassJun 22
Legit_SpaghettiJun 22

It's 1991, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2003, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2025, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

Bernard QuatermassJun 22
K. Reid Wightman  🌻 Jun 22
#directorytraversalmemes
Bernard QuatermassJun 22
NikitaJun 22

The street that my mum lives in is a one-way street, but wasn't marked as such on #Google Maps. This caused many drivers to drive the wrong way. I have tried to edit it on Google Maps (there is such functionality), but to no avail. No matter how often I submitted a change (with photos of street signs!), Google said "Sorry, we could not verify it".

Solution: Edit the street on #OpenStreetMap! A few months after I did this, Google seems to have stolen the data, as it regularly does, and now the street is correct in both datasets!

Bernard QuatermassJun 20
Finally got that Despicable Me meme edited up and ready for when we need it next week (pretty sure I missed this week’s use).
Bernard QuatermassJun 18
Dave RahardjaJun 18

OH MY GOD THERE IS MORE.

You have to excuse him: he has the benefit of heighten (sic) pattern recognition.

And yes, it’s real. Here’s the link to the last post in the thread (you have to be logged in to view it all): https://bsky.app/profile/meredithmeredith.bsky.social/post/3lrsry6wjis2m

#mansplaining #man #explaining

Bernard QuatermassMay 27
MostlyHarmlessMay 27
Bernard QuatermassMay 23
Church of JeffMay 23
#ReligionIsPoison
Bernard QuatermassMay 23
Jan Lehnardt May 23
something something kubernetes at home
Bernard QuatermassMay 23

Got somewhere to be, pushed to production early and shutdown the terminal.

You know your duty.

Bernard QuatermassMay 22
Trickle-down economics is like the Human Centipede except the billionaire at the front has constipation.
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Dave RahardjaJun 18

OH MY GOD THERE IS MORE.

You have to excuse him: he has the benefit of heighten (sic) pattern recognition.

And yes, it’s real. Here’s the link to the last post in the thread (you have to be logged in to view it all): https://bsky.app/profile/meredithmeredith.bsky.social/post/3lrsry6wjis2m

#mansplaining #man #explaining

Show threadDDRitter 🏳️‍🌈🎗️🇵🇸Jun 18
@drahardja I love seeing him talking to a wall.
Show threadRadgrydJun 18
@DDRitter @drahardja "I have the benefit of heightened pattern recognition." I am screaming! 😂😂
Show threadsotolfJun 18
@Radgryd @DDRitter @drahardja "Hightened pattern recognition" = Conspiracy theorist no?
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦Jun 18

@sotolf @Radgryd @DDRitter @drahardja

Or AI

Show threadsotolfJun 18

@benroyce @Radgryd @DDRitter @drahardja

What's the difference? :p

Show threadLux Jun 18
@Radgryd @DDRitter @drahardja
Show thread🤬punkcoder 🤬Jun 18
@orange_lux @Radgryd @DDRitter @drahardja Absolutely nailed it.
Show threadDave RahardjaJun 18
@Radgryd @DDRitter heighten*
Show threadTimo GrünJun 18
@drahardja
Men like this are an embarrassment to the entire human race
Show threadMureniusJun 18
@khoji @drahardja Don't be sexist, people of any gender who behave like this are an embarassment to the human race. ;)
Show threadBen AvelingJun 18
@Murenius Yes,but. Far more of us men behave like this than do people who are not men. IDK why. Maybe his balls are so big they sucked all the blood from his brain.
@khoji @drahardja
Show threadColin McMillenJun 18
@Murenius it's always men though
@khoji @drahardja
Show thread🔻Fr∴ Haën🔻Jun 19

@Murenius @khoji @drahardja

#yesallmen

Show threadMopsiJun 18

@drahardja Guys like him make me embarrassed to be a man 😅

Also, apparently he does not know was 'non profit' means.

What an asshole.

Show threadUn BourguignonJun 18
@Mopsi
He don't care in fact. For this a**hole, everything must be prifitable. Even if it kills our planet.
@drahardja
Show threadMopsiJun 18
@drahardja Btw, if Meredith Whittaker responds to this stuff on here, we should let her know, that not everyone is like this and give her some love for her work.
Show threadF4GRX SébastienJun 18
@Mopsi @drahardja please dont be a "not all men"
Show threadMopsiJun 18
@f4grx @drahardja Not at all. But when you have unpleasant interactions, it's nice to hear from people who support you.
Show threadUn BourguignonJun 18
@Mopsi
She's there too : @Mer__edith
@drahardja
Show threadAlexander 😷Jun 18
@drahardja He also doesn't know what a non-profit is. 🤦
Show threadmirabilosJun 18
@drahardja what a dork
Show threadMarc "Anarchy" GodinJun 18
@drahardja I forgot that developers only eat profit, not food. Silly of a non-profit to think they could feed their developers.
Show threadMarc "Anarchy" GodinJun 18
@drahardja (also, someone should tell him that "profit" traditionally is what's leftover *after* you pay your staff)
Show threadGhostOnTheHalfShellJun 18

@quietmarc @drahardja

Give this man a cookie!

Show threadAlexanderVIJun 18

@quietmarc

Sorry, he benefits from heightened pattern recognition, so he can hardly be wrong about the most basic business concepts.

@drahardja

Show threadJonah GibberishJun 18
@quietmarc @drahardja profit is theft. If they were genuinely paid the full value they create as workers there would be no profit to be had.
Show threadTom ArmstrongJun 18
@drahardja There isn’t a face nor a palm big enough 🤦‍♂️
Show threadsiggiarniJun 18
@drahardja yikes!
Show threadardyhashJun 18
@drahardja This man is several criminal charges short of becmoing President or Prime Minister of a terrorist country, he's already got the idiocy and audacity boxes checked.
Show threadNewkJun 18

@drahardja

At this point I feel pity and just want to recommend he gets help for his illness.

Show threadMarko VujnovicJun 18
@drahardja This reminds me that I really should donate to Signal.
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftJun 18

@dawngreeter @drahardja I have Signal, but I have no friends on Signal and I donate to Signal just because of shit like this.

pundit: Put LLM in Signal!
Meridith: no

Take my money.

Show threadmj12albertJun 18

@drahardja “I do think I have a better insight than the president of the company”

What⁉️

Show threadDatalessJun 18
@drahardja Odds he used an LLM to write his responses?
Show threadstephen ryner jr. 🦉Jun 18
@Dataless @drahardja how do we know this is not a bot wasting everyone's time
Show threadgrimmwareJun 18
@Dataless @drahardja I think LLM is generous. He sounds like Internet Moron Mad Libs.
Show threadunexpectedteapotJun 18
@drahardja this is mainstream tech media unmasked. Nothing this dude says isn't verbatim to how tech is portrayed in mainstream media. We need to call out this process of manufacturing narratives fueled by dogmatic beliefs in capitalism.
Show threadDan Morgan Jun 18
@drahardja @kbsez <Checks social platform>… oh never mind. One is as bad as the others. My hope is that here we’re not quite so dim.
Show threadEfi (nap pet) 🦊💤Jun 18
@drahardja that's a new level...
Show threadSin VegaJun 18
@drahardja everyone else is eating the poison, clearly the people pointing out that it's poison will it is inevitable, I recognise pattern
Show threadWillJun 18
@drahardja one of the worst to ever do it
Show threadjohnrohdeJun 18
@drahardja To be fair, if it were any other company then he would be right. But Signal, sigh
Show threadB'ad Samurai 🐐Jun 18
@drahardja can I preemptively block account names that don't exist on Fedi?
Show threadF4GRX SébastienJun 18
@badsamurai @drahardja I wish
Show threadStrange CulpritsJun 18

@drahardja 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What. A. Buffoon.

#MansplainingFTL

Show threadDr Andrew A. Adams #FBPE 🔶Jun 18
@drahardja The Farce is strong with this one.
Show threadBri | 🚴📦💨✨ | 🏳️‍🌈Jun 18
@drahardja A+ hashtags ⭐✨
Show threadMichael WeissJun 18
@drahardja I went through a similar conversation with someone over this very topic. It was sad, really.
Show threadNadiaPurgeJun 18

@drahardja "straight to the name calling" ???

Wow. That complete unawareness/hubris combo is Cordon Bleu-level chef's kiss.

Show threadBen CoxJun 18
@NadiaPurge @drahardja There are so many levels of asshattery there that I just don't know where to start.
Show threadBen CoxJun 18
@NadiaPurge @drahardja When they don't do AI he will credit himself for having convinced them not to.
Show threadTimo GeuschJun 18
@drahardja That “heighten pattern recognition”, is that what us peasants call being high on your own supply?
Show threadPaul WagenseilJun 18
@drahardja That is some serious mansplaining right there. I doff my hat to you, sir.
Show threadPower 🔞Jun 18
@drahardja b r u h
Show threadcontrolcJun 18
@drahardja I'm sure dude thinks he can score a point on Serena Williams too.
Show threadJima Jun 22

@controlc @drahardja hahahahahaha

It really is the same Type of Guy, isn't it.

Show threadJima Jun 22

And thanks, @drahardja — I'd seen the first screenshot, but could never have imagined someone could be so idiotic and tone-deaf as to keep going. It truly boggles the mind!

@controlc

Show threadStuartBJun 18
@drahardja there isn't enough aloe Vera in the world yo deal with that burn - and still he kept going.
I'm almost impressed at his inability to read a room!
Show threadWollsockeJun 18

@drahardja 🤣🤣🤣

The guy is up there with the one #mansplaining A handmaid's tale to Margaret Atwood 🤣🤣🤣