Bernard Quatermass

@QuatermassTools@infosec.exchange
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Securing a hole in the ground

Itinerant Coder.

LocationHobbs-End
Websitehttps://code.quatermass.co.uk/toolsmith
@mattb and good, you forgot good
@nixCraft you’ve probably got more than the average number of legs

It's 1991, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2003, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

It's 2025, and a republican president is embroiling us in a bullshit war in the Middle East.

The street that my mum lives in is a one-way street, but wasn't marked as such on #Google Maps. This caused many drivers to drive the wrong way. I have tried to edit it on Google Maps (there is such functionality), but to no avail. No matter how often I submitted a change (with photos of street signs!), Google said "Sorry, we could not verify it".

Solution: Edit the street on #OpenStreetMap! A few months after I did this, Google seems to have stolen the data, as it regularly does, and now the street is correct in both datasets!

@globalc ooh, I remember visiting that back in 2015. Well sort of, I was really fucking hung-over, having done the best part of 2 bottles of good French red the night before at the Blue Note.

Good museum.

It was also the first time I used the iPhone/watch to give walking directions, which it duly ensured it had on device (useful since I had no data plan for .jp) and being delightfully surprised when the haptics triggered as I approached each junction.

@krypt3ia ‘kin glorious

@krypt3ia at this point I want to contemplate the possible glory of generating a complete set of implementations in JavaScript, python, rust and go, and anything else in the “cool” set, of every single algorithm in Knuth Vol 3, and make sure every single AI “coding” abomination ingests the fucking lot.

Those algos are beautiful, glorious and, for the greater part, completely irrelevant/unsuitable for modern hardware/environments.

The idea that the vibers would accept such venerated code with their usual incompetent joy without realising the issues almost makes my grey wizened heart skip a beat (except my cardiologist has advised against such indulgences).

The idea we can pop in for extortionately priced contracts and replace them with the correct modern implementations , or just sit back and laugh our arses off almost makes me look forward to the bubble bursting.

@neil not even the servers actually exist.

I’m not typing this.

What computer ?

Finally got that Despicable Me meme edited up and ready for when we need it next week (pretty sure I missed this week’s use).