donni saphireSure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. Or I could fake my own death and start a new life at sea
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Shaun McGregor
@Merlinbuf
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An aging man who has done, and will continue to do, nothing of note
Coprolite
I’ve decided that my budget can withstand me not reusing the first teabag for my second cup of tea
Just call me Mr. Rockefeller
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Merlin MannSo, basically I had a loaded shotgun in my truck. As one does.
And one time, at a gas station, my completely off-leash and utterly unconfined dog accidentally interacted with my loaded shotgun, so I guess my dog ""shot"" me.
Insanity.
Please stop blaming the dog.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store
Schrödinger's PratIf a giant flaming meteor was coming to wipe out all life on earth and, through some magical convoluted and utterly insane mechanism, the only way to stop it was for everyone on earth to buy one fewer sock each year, we'd be instantly flooded with thousands of people proudly bragging on the Internet about how they're now going to buy hundreds of socks *right now* because the libs can't tell them what to do.
J. L. Westover