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@Rhodium103
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PROTIP: Live your life so that if someone posts a "is he dead yet?" meme, everyone doesn't assume it's you.

As far as I can tell, the biggest threats to small businesses are:

1. Huge rents set by private, corporately owned premises,

2. A lack of visibility because advertising is restricted by private, corporately owned search engines and social media sited, and

3. Their potential customers don't have disposable income because their private, corporate employers pay the square root of fuck all.

<rhetorical>So why is the problem always "the government"? </rhetorical>

Personally, I would never vaccinate my child, because I'm not an idiot.

I firmly believe that actual doctors and nurses are far more qualified to do that sort of thing.

Every British TV series is, like, "It ran for 1 season of 4 episodes and 13 Christmas Specials from 1992 to 2018. The scene where Bonko encounters a fly was voted 'funniest moment ever' 22 years running in an Channel 4 poll. The 1997 revival for Comic Relief inexplicably featured Tom Cruise, playing himself. In 2002 it was remade for an American audience. The remake recieved mostly negative reviews, yet ran for 7 season, totalling 128 episodes."
Am I shouting "Fuck you, you bastard!" at Youtube because I'm watching a Trump-supporting Flat-earther Creationist talk about gay people, or because I'm following along with a 20 minute complete upper body workout? The neighbours will never know.

I will be fascinated to see the Venn diagram of "People who say 'You should just go without your flat screens and your coffees!' in response to things like houses being unaffordable", "People who think Donald Trump is a genius and doing the right thing" and "People who would absolutely kick the fuck off if faced with price spikes and shortages of something as literally optional as pre-packaged meat products".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpvxp4xnrwdo

UK preparing for some food shortages in Iran war worst case scenario

The UK could face some food shortages by the summer under a worst case scenario drawn up by officials.

BBC News

#WritersCoffeeClub Apr 16 Unusual syntax?

I once tried a 'translation enchantment' thing in fantasy, so to indicate it being imperfect and glitching, I gave a character Finnish grammar and syntax, but English vocabulary.

Never tried anything like that in extended prose because I don't think the effort of keeping it up is worth it.

#WritersCoffeeClub Apr 16
Must writing always be in complete sentences?

Obviously, long, and full sentences with a full compliment of verbs, subjects, objects, and myriad adjectives are good. But you can mix it up. Add rhythm. Return to complex and compounded forms later, for the variety and the style.

But you can bet your ass if you "A beat." as a complete sentence in prose, I will launch that book across the goddamn room. That's a &%*#ing stage direction.

"Hi Chris, no rush, but can you make this complex adjustment to the module mapping app?"

**Done 15 minutes later**

"Hi Chris, it's important that you email this academic to get information about an online course."

**Done 3-7 business months later...**

The kid is getting into Horrible Histories, which is great, but she's worried we might not be able to find the live Prom version because "it's a very, very old programme".

And I'm, like, "now listen here, you little-"