Shaun McGregor

@Merlinbuf
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An aging man who has done, and will continue to do, nothing of note
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My supervisor is the best, she says she’s watching carefully but I hear a non-trivial amount of snoring throughout the day.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
looks like 3.48PM was when I hit the existential crisis part of my day today

I gave my dog a (pretty bad) haircut so I’d expect a -40 cold snap any day now, sorry #yeg

#dogsofmastodon #dogs #dog #BadHaircut

~6 hours of snow in my backyard during #yeg winter storm today. I should have left it longer, it’s still snowing. #snow #weather #IAlreadyHurtMyBackShovelling

The most festive cat, probably just waiting for me to leave so he can knock more ornaments off the tree.

#cat #CatsOfMastodon #cats

That's my "maybe the building will spontaneously collapse and end this meeting" face

#face #work #meeting #thisplaceisanightmare

Not sure if the @atpfm boys ever settled this, but the dentist by the grocery store has weighed in #flossfirst #brushfirst #pickasideyourenotallowedtohavenoopinionontheinternet

@caseyliss I’m thinking you missed a _very_ funny Easter egg here (sorry about the battery percentage, I’m a heathen)

Presumably you can choose some of your search terms?

If you ever have a surplus of self esteem, you can really be brought back down to earth by having a photo taken, whilst running, in the rain.

At least that worked for me.

#run #running #selfesteem #rain #photo

I ran a marathon today, I was slow now I’m tired and sore, but I’ve accomplished the lesser spotted proud of myself

#marathon #running #accomplishment #run