Lurgue Ftanh

@Lurgueftanh@jorts.horse
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just here to borrow some spiders and then i'll leave

udon guitar in BLOWHOLE
thumpy grumps in DULL KNIFE

MUSIChttps://blowholeypsilanti.bandcamp.com/album/belligerent-oceanspawn
ARTSNOWHERE
NURPLESPURPLE
HE/HIMHOOCHI/DADDI
fox news is calling AOC moderate after mamdani won the nyc mayor primary. pushing the overton window works, you fucking idiots who insist it doesnt. fuck the DNC, all of this is their fault.
Comment of the day: "I climbed the fence at Glastonbury in 2016 but security caught me and made me go back and watch Coldplay"
@IsMitchMcConnellDeadYet sheesh rub it in why dont you

@RadicalGraffiti

hahaha vanilla ice is like "hey guys? ...guyyys? 😢"

@Long_live_rock_n_roll

a genius

my favorite song of his right now is "Down Child" (link below)

https://youtu.be/TkpxZQz-zNQ

Down Child

YouTube
@wandrew heard willie nelson play that song on the radio the other day, and the weirdest thing happened, i started sweating profusely from my eyelids. i have a doctors appointment scheduled to see why.

the self checkout machine today:
"please insert cash, or pay for your purchases another way"

me looking around to make sure i didnt just wander into a robot porno:
😮

After the Second World War, a Czech anti-fascist and a Yugoslavian partisan met at a beach on the Adriatic.

Eventually, the inevitable question came up. “What did you do in the war?” the Czech anti-fascist asked the partisan.

“Oh, the usual stuff,” answered the partisan. “We formed underground networks, ran background checks on potential recruits, set up safe houses and clandestine print shops. Then we started sabotaging railways and telephone lines. Eventually, we worked our way up to carrying out raids to seize weapons. With those, we started retaking villages and then whole regions until finally, we ran the Nazis right out of the country.”

“All of that sounds like a great time,” answered the Czech anti-fascist. “Unfortunately, where we were, all of those things were illegal!”

anyone want some noises
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anyone want some noises
it seems like a lot of people want the noises, please be patient while i'm doing the dumping and the scanning
uploading is done at a snails pace, but it will be available on https://archive.org/details/500-noises once all 725 MB has been uploaded at these sub-megabit speeds
500 noises : GSP Ltd, Sound Ideas : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Collection of 500 noises published by Global Software Publishing Ltd in 1997.Dumped with redumper.

Internet Archive
it is uploaded!
@ChlorideCull Thank you I actually have a significant use case for this.
@ChlorideCull Thanks. Do you think I could create a Merzbow cover using these samples?
@ChlorideCull so excited, i'll probably use it as white noise! thank you for your service. :)
@ChlorideCull thank you for taking the time to archive.
@ChlorideCull I don't understand, where are the audio files?
@b_rain It's inside the disc image.
@ChlorideCull Ah, now i got it. Converted the .cue and .bin into a .iso with bchunk
@ChlorideCull thx and seeding ;- )
@ChlorideCull Thank you for your diligent contributions to noise. <3
@ChlorideCull literaly one of my favourite albums
@ChlorideCull 500 is a bit much tho
@ChlorideCull This is the most 2003 thing I've seen
@natty @ChlorideCull very young me would have loved this for adding sound schemes to Windows theme packs
@crowbriarhexe @ChlorideCull @natty Maybe the local PC magazine would even have published it on their monthly CD-ROM in the „Brand new themes for your desktop!“ category 😁
@ChlorideCull would love some thanks!
@ChlorideCull I don't think this is on Archive.org. Maybe someone could upload it for posterity?
@0xdd already working on it!

@ChlorideCull @0xdd
can't wait  

i'm looking forward to the quacking noise 

@floppyplopper I am looking forward to hearing many things at ~8khz 

@0xdd
if you want to hear noises and can't wait:  there is always the BBC Sound Effects Archive   

https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=geese

BBC Sound Effects

BBC Sound Effects

@floppyplopper lookit all those gooses 
@ChlorideCull thank you for your service 
@ChlorideCull Do people still pay money to buy silly ringtones for their mobes?

@ChlorideCull how about some of the BBC radiophonic workshop's sound effects compilations?

https://www.discogs.com/release/4414361-BBC-Radiophonic-Workshop-BBC-Sci-Fi-Sound-Effects

@zymurgic @ChlorideCull Ahh. "Chumbley dies". Quel relaxation.
@ChlorideCull This might sound dumb, but submit an image of this disc to internet archive. There are a whole bunch of these 90s era CDs of clip art and sound effects there!
@julie already working on it
@ChlorideCull Have Fun with these Sounds for Your PC
@ChlorideCull I miss the days when you could just buy CDs of cartoon sounds. A relic of a more innocent time.
@ChlorideCull Clap clap clap clap clap!
@ChlorideCull yes actually. love me some good noises.
@ChlorideCull I'm sticking with analog.
@14mission @ChlorideCull "You are a bold and courageous person..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAYKSFaE8o4
Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of The Haunted House 1964 Disneyland Records

YouTube
@ChlorideCull My stomach after eating the spicy enchilada platter special.
@ChlorideCull mais mais mais… à quoi cela sert-il ? Qui sont les personnes qui écoutent ce genre de chose ?
@fauve
À s'amuser à sa façon.
Matthieu Delacourt (technicien télécom), Mary Shelby (directrice d'un hôtel), Eugénie Blanchard (architecte), Yvan Rivert (éleveur), Christine Joubert (sociologue)... parmi bien d'autres.
@ChlorideCull can I have some noises?
@ChlorideCull I definitely had one of these and wrecked havoc on our Mac with it
@ChlorideCull Many video editors and game developers, of which I might arguably count as either.
@ChlorideCull "Could you provide an annotated list of all the sounds please, do they all work, are they all pleasing to the ear? What are the dimensions, metric please?" - Typical Craigslist inquiry on any free item.
@ChlorideCull yeah can I get a couple?
@ChlorideCull as an #actuallyAutistic I want to buy this to totally smash it to pieces (without making noise)
@ChlorideCull okay i'm glad some people where like yeah obviously cuz i was gonna scream how bad I wanted it