anyway you can find me on mastodon, hive social, slurrp, urgleburgle, flimflam (beta), shittr, and the borg

I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.

science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"

#CodeBreakers, look for Taylor Swift to include a scathing song that's really about #TicketMaster in 3...2...1

It's like Twitter, without that musky odor.

There are some amazing parallels between Trump and Musk. Starting with inherited wealth and ending with being a shit throwing monkey.

Dear Space Karen,
No thanks.