a second chestnut is roasting on an open fire
Fred Delicious
@Fred_Delicious
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I haven't a clue how this website works, but it's me, the an poo guy
The strongest cat exists. Somewhere a cat is walking around, completely oblivious that it is stronger than all the other cats.
me [doing that thing where you use your finger to make it look like your thumb is splitting in half]
elon musk [visibly confused] 'interesting...'
Throwback to when my son landed the ultimate role in his school nativity play
I just put my Christmas tree up...
...my ass 😈
doctor - 'and are you sexually active?'
guy who spends 23 hours a day defending elon musk on twitter - 'am I what now?'
[shows elon musk a long line of code]
'tremendous, very big code. put it in the computer'
'tremendous, very big code. put it in the computer'
may as well move the classics over while musk shoves Twitter up his nerd ass
science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
for the 400th time, I joined the piss slave server by accident. they're actually quite nice, except Neil who is also in ISIS