GuessWhatChickenButt

19 Followers
69 Following
22 Posts
anyway you can find me on mastodon, hive social, slurrp, urgleburgle, flimflam (beta), shittr, and the borg
I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up.
science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
#CodeBreakers, look for Taylor Swift to include a scathing song that's really about #TicketMaster in 3...2...1
My only disappointment so far is seeing #wordle over here too 🫠
It's like Twitter, without that musky odor.
There are some amazing parallels between Trump and Musk. Starting with inherited wealth and ending with being a shit throwing monkey.
Dear Space Karen,
No thanks.
Hello Mastodon. Since I don’t have many followers yet here’s my pets

Turns out buying a website just to make sure Nazis have greater access for torturing trans people, like your own daughter, isn’t a great way to handle a midlife crisis.

RT @[email protected]

Elon Musk’s public image, 2012: Real-life Tony Stark.

Elon Musk’s public image, 2022: Real-life Gob Bluth.