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My New Year’s resolution is 7680 x 4320.

#HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2023

How are people changing the color of their “verified” badge?
A study says that by sticking to a diet that includes ten servings of fruits and vegetables, you can add as much as 4½ years to your life. But most of it will be spent in the bathroom.
Merriam-Webster has selected “gaslighting” as the 2022 word of the year, but I think they’re overly dramatic and delusional.
I understand elon's actions. I, too, was once a baby.
In my home, December is known as sparkly Halloween.

I hear new people noting how chill, tolerant, and pleasant Mastodon is.

Mastodon isn’t chill or tolerant or pleasant. It’s a tool… a foundation on which to create and maintain a culture.

It’s those who’ve been on Mastodon, run servers, and served as admins who did the hard work and created the culture you now enjoy.

Now, it’s your turn. The only way it stays tolerant and chill is by us doing the work to keep it that way.

A good example of, “Be the change you wish to see in the world.”

Settle down Mastodon… I just went for a walk… take it easy… I will be back in a minute.
😂
#riptwitter #mastodon

Scientists say pigeons can understand up to 60 words. So now we know. When you say, “Please don’t $#*! on my car,” they’re just ignoring you.

#GManToots

Leaving Twitter hasn’t made my life perfect, but at least I’ve stopped putting vodka in the Waterpik.