Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

Today we're sending the first black person & the first woman to the moon.

But I know that Dr. Mae Jemison was the first black woman to travel into space when she served as a mission specialist aboard the Space Shuttle Endeavour in 1992.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_Jemison

Also, Jemison became the first real-life astronaut to appear on #StarTrek
Here's Jemison as Lt. Palmer in #StarTrekTNG episode Second Chances talking to Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek's Lt. Uhura, outside the set.
#Artemis #Artemis2

sometimes you see a piece of code so beautiful you simply must commit it to physical media in the most elegant way you know

(source, context)

#calligraphy

Sooo ... There's a good chance I will lose my job by the end of the year so I'm going to ask all the good people on mastodon if they could share this post as much as possible please!

I have lots of open slots for commissions available: Portraits & Busts, Full Body, Illustration, Other

My style is more semi-realistic/comics oriented so I can do cellshading or painterly, from artistic nudity to character sheet turnaround and various pose

https://artistree.io/yoannart

#art #fantasy #artcommission

‘This is an apartheid regime’: Critics decry Israel’s new death penalty law
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/1/this-is-an-apartheid-regime-critics-decry-israels-new-death-penalty-law?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Global News @global-news-AlJazeera

We're looking for a structured, strategic thinker to join the Sovereign Tech Agency as an executive assistant to our managing directors. This role combines strong execution with an understanding of political processes and organizational dynamics, keeping the big picture in view while ensuring meetings and priorities are managed thoughtfully, decisions are well-prepared, and issues don't fall through the cracks. 1/2

#hiring #fedijobs #getfedihired #opensource #executiveassistant

“… Trump says falsely the United States is the “only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow “Birthright” Citizenship!” In fact, the United States is one of more than 30 countries that confer citizenship at birth with no conditions, according to the Library of Congress.”

- NYT