Chris Wolff 

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
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Just some guy.

Yes, THAT guy, whomst'd've when the.

(╯°□°)╯︵ #gravy

#ADHD 
#FOSS 
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS 
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile 
#RustLang 
(^ learning, or trying to)
#Tor 
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle 
#YouTube 

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PROFILE PICTURE ALT: me; respirator, earmuffs with built-in radio, safety sunglasses.

BANNER PICTURE ALT: new boots, lol.

"We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear."
—John Perry Barlow, "A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace"

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Some #meshtastic traffic finally... not sure if I have a config issue, or people don't put out public posts very often.

(Modified some code that prints messages that are received to show the full node names; the app is not showing receive while connected on the computer via serial. Not really a fan of smartphone apps).

@ai6yr

I don't know what it is, but images of water damage always feel more dramatic to me than images of fire damage. I think it's partially to do with the fact that fire completely destroys whatever it can, so we don't get to see what was. When water destroys things, the things are still there. I dunno; I'm probably rambling.

Video Dozens missing as Texas flood deaths soar

David Muir reports from Kerrville, Texas, the epicenter of one of the deadliest U.S. floods in decade. At least 104 people, including dozens of children, have been killed.

ABC News
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111TwGvP6 (Yellowstone National Park)
#Fox #Bot

A lot of people seems to feel
very on edge these days. More aggressive and more angry.

And you know what, I totally get it.
I feel this way too.

Everything is on fire and we feel powerless. It sucks.

But if we eat each other, there will be nobody left to fight the oppressors.

While we fight each other,
while we drain each other,
they win.

Do not let authoritarian oppressors win by shooting at your allies.

Even if they're not allies you agree with all the time, even if they're temporarily allies for an urgent cause, focus your energy on the real danger. Do not drain allies' supplies, even if they are imperfect allies. That's what your enemy wants you to do.

We must support each other in these difficult times, if we want to even have a tiny chance to create peace, acceptance, and inclusion for the future 💚

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“Hey man, can I get a hand with this real quick?”

Everything traditionally regarded as typical about James’ posture, followed by his gait, followed by his usual diction and within reason his voice, would become deliberately unaltered within roughly the same duration occupied by the question in asking.

He somehow rose to an even taller stature than Mohammad could recall having observed anytime prior, before instantly walking with an efficiency that appeared swift visually—albeit at a measurably slow rate of travel, in fact comically so, and having predetermined both the slow walk and the illusion of speed consciously. He began to close upon his general vicinity, or something approaching that. It was equally as obvious, as every individual detail respecting the inordinately abrasive and functionally instantaneous total abandon of his known self had just become, that he was not approaching Mohammad directly because he didn’t want to. It became immediately self evident that the dominant, commanding authority, the unmodified presence of whom proved sufficient for the consumption of all attention made available to him, was James. The “James,” with whom anyone then familiar to both Mohammad and James was familiar as well, was born from an exhaustive alternate persona of James’ own design and the performance of its intended function. “James” did not actually exist.

All the while directing his gaze, continually, to the effect that his colleague remained barely outside the fringe of his vision, or barely within the periphery, or call it whatever you will, he… eventually… stood somewhat close. Within a single digit matter of seconds, James had effectively conveyed his true demeanor by demonstration. His overall physical presence, behavior, or what have you, had for all practical purposes been revealed as they were meant to be, at long last; his real character having been exposed, of his own volition, in the form of coherent analogy to some character embodied by some bad guy in some cartoon; his paces meeting the floor as menacingly as he knew how, and to that end, committing adequate body-weight to each step as slowly as he knew how to walk without standing still, simply because that’s how the real James actually walked; the sundry of other minute details that wouldn’t necessarily mean anything without supporting the rest of the act that’s not an act… The assumption of the role of himself properly, regarded as a whole, served to facilitate the animation of the real cartoon villain James in all three directions through space. It was almost as if he were building a nearly self-aware level of suspense, just for maximum irony, only for the hyperbole of tension amassed to have set up no payoff at all climactic; just so he could finally deliver some theoretically eye-roll inducing monologue outside all existing context, just to describe his own relevance to the plot almost literally through exposition ostensibly unwarranted. No matter how much it may have appeared that way, however, I’m quite afraid that the twist is that there is no twist because, uh, yeah: that is exactly what happened.

“Before either of us say anything else, I’m going to lay down a very specific set of ground rules that shall, beginning this instant and withstanding incessantly for as long as time should persist, usurp all accountability and oversight but their own—not only on principle, but more importantly because they have to if only as a technical matter. The conditions I hold imperative are as follows: that we, including you and also including me, are to actively avoid the violation of anyone’s privacy to the extent that’s realistically feasible—again, not only on principle, but more importantly because we have to if only as a technical matter. Moreover, it should further stand to reason that neither of us, to the exclusion of both you and me, are ever at liberty to affect anyone and/or anything, in any way illegal under normal circumstances, unless and until said person and/or the owner of said property shall have explicitly requested execution according to such procedure, and particularly described the intended result thereof with a level of precision that is objectively reasonable given the nature of said request, and likewise the exact methodologies requested for the production of said outcome, and so on and so forth, and whatnot. Are all of the aforementioned conditions heard, and understood, and acknowledged, and mutually agreed upon without room for exception …Mr. Wang?”

Mohammad paused for just long enough, while simultaneously not pausing for too long by any means, in order for the total length of his pause to subsequently deliver his response behind the closest thing humanly attainable to perfection in terms of comedic timing. He then said—at an amplitude subjectively perceived by the listener as roughly half-way between that of screaming most highly corrosive against basic sanity, and that of whispering barely intelligible—and with no tone whatsoever, and without so much as an inflection that would’ve meant something in a conventional sense…

“Bruh.”

#Jokes #Humor #Funny

A little solder, wiring, and a screwdriver, and this switch device is working. The device does require Internet for scheduling to work, for a network time server. I should put up my own local time server and lock this down. Will repackage this now that I know it works. #electronics #Shelly
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OMFG I hadn't realized just how much of Pavlov's bitch I was until @bluewitchgwen sent a photo of the mints fae got for me—and every salivary gland in my mouth went 💦 at the same time 🤭

#Drool #Kink

@alice @bluewitchgwen is this not a normal reaction tho? I haven't even HAD those mints before and my mouth did the same

@Taco_lad other things got wet too 😅

@bluewitchgwen

@alice @bluewitchgwen "drooling, but not from my mouth", as our little group tends to say
@Taco_lad @alice I do a small favor for a friend and look at what happens. Sheesh.
@bluewitchgwen @alice tbf I think it's an entirely predictable reaction all things considered.