Chris Wolff 

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
408 Followers
2.9K Following
1.5K Posts

Just some guy.

(╯°□°)╯︵ #gravy

#ADHD 
#FOSS 
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS 
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile 
#RustLang 
#Tor 
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle 
#YouTube 

PGP Fingerprint: 62218b42c2f3488ac93eb1f6efb468f5395cb58d

PROFILE PICTURE ALT: me; respirator, earmuffs with built-in radio, safety sunglasses.

BANNER PICTURE ALT: new boots, lol.

"We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear."
—John Perry Barlow, "A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace"

Pronounshe/him
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Signalhttps://signal.me/#eu/ew7OLlFNlOm6AtauVz_RV3AGWySXd6pMRz-DHfEt6gLRTYSF0zxIBr_qtfrneQBk
Martixhttps://matrix.to/#/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff:matrix.infosec.exchange
Just My Tootshttps://justmytoots.com/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
DEF CON Socialhttps://defcon.social/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff

@ai6yr

My dumb ass and my dumb friends did dumb things with fireworks when we were in high school. The difference is that all of this happened in a part of the country where it rained constantly, even in July. Doesn't mean it wasn't stupid; it still was. I can't even imagine lighting off any kind of fireworks where I live now, though. It's just too dry. I wish they would just ban all fireworks across the entire state, honestly. If it were already unreasonably difficult to start a forest fire by literally trying to, that would be different. Someone could throw a cigarette out the window here, and there would be a fire.

@Waitnwallflower So exited. Here are some beans and blep.

Allow me to introduce you to, "the Greater Unifying Theory of Fuck That Guy."

I didn't invent it, but it should be pretty self-explanatory.

The modern nazis are That Guy.

Everything else, all other disputes, are on hold until we unify and fuck up That Guy.

#NoKings #FuckICE

Yay?

NPR: Less bang for your buck: Even the July 4 fireworks may be hit by tariffs this year

https://www.npr.org/2025/06/28/nx-s1-5447183/july-4-fireworks-tariffs

#fireworks #wildfires #tariffs

OMFG I hadn't realized just how much of Pavlov's bitch I was until @bluewitchgwen sent a photo of the mints fae got for me—and every salivary gland in my mouth went 💦 at the same time 🤭

#Drool #Kink

Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112hMWCvy (Cloudtail the Snow Leopard)
#Fox #Bot

IMINT #754 from NROL-82 (ACCM)

1. Tech Bro Boardwalk
2. Hotel of Glass Milk
3. Ruby Palisade

New Privacy Guides video 🎞️  
by @jw :

If you are using Windows,
or if you are interacting with anyone using Windows, you should watch this video.

Microsoft is bringing back Windows Recall.

What is this feature,
why it is problematic for privacy,
how to disable it,
and how to move to better systems.

I think you'll like the ending, FediFriends  👇

https://www.privacyguides.org/videos/2025/05/22/recall-is-back/

#PrivacyGuides #Privacy #Microsoft #Windows #Recall #Linux

Recall Is Back, But You Still Shouldn’t Use It

PeerTube
I'm going to have to explain to my kids that I had Meta accounts, them same way my Mum explains why she had a perm in the 80s. 🤦🏻‍♀️

#fuckmeta #tiktokrefugee #fuckmusk #fuckzuck #decentralised #opensource #tattoo #Selfie
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