Chris Wolff 

@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
443 Followers
3K Following
2K Posts

Just some guy.

GED in 2011 at 17; no qualifications otherwise, at least literally on paper.

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#ADHD 
#FOSS 
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS 
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile 
#RustLang 
(^ learning, or trying to)
#Tor 
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle 
#YouTube 

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PROFILE PICTURE ALT: me; respirator, earmuffs with built-in radio, safety sunglasses.

BANNER PICTURE ALT: new boots, lol.

"We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear."
—John Perry Barlow, "A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace"

Pronounshe/him
Keyoxidehttps://keyoxide.org/aspe:keyoxide.org:4EFJOXFQNNMQP5PFM7PYQRPNSY
Signalhttps://signal.me/#eu/ew7OLlFNlOm6AtauVz_RV3AGWySXd6pMRz-DHfEt6gLRTYSF0zxIBr_qtfrneQBk
Martixhttps://matrix.to/#/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff:matrix.infosec.exchange
Just My Tootshttps://justmytoots.com/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff@infosec.exchange
DEF CON Socialhttps://defcon.social/@Christian_Freiherr_von_Wolff

@alice

Stealing this one from you now, thanks. People are gonna be so confused. 🙂

I heard someone refer to air-quotes as "in bunnies" and now that'll live rent-free in my head forever.

Like:

- Amazon Fresh's produce is anything but fresh in bunnies.

- Thought leaders in bunnies are regurgitating other's talking points, but with a white male face on it.

- Do you like me, or do you like like me in bunnies?

@capibarabot

So athletic.

"The leading international authority that certifies dark sky parks says the artificial light from #AlligatorAlcatraz 'directly threatens' the preserve’s renowned natural darkness and disrupts endangered #nocturnal #wildlife."

https://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/2025/07/09/alligator-alcatraz-light-pollution-florida-everglades-big-cypress/

#LightPollution #DarkSkies #Florida #BigCypress

Darkness is crucial to Everglades habitat. Could Alligator Alcatraz threaten it?

Artificial light in a world-renowned “dark sky” preserve is just one of the environmental and human health concerns surrounding the facility.

Tampa Bay Times

@Em0nM4stodon

OH, okay. I didn't know what quote posts were; I found this: https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/02/bringing-quote-posts-to-mastodon/

From that article:

Quote Posts are a popular feature of many social media platforms. They offer the ability to share another person’s post to one’s own followers, while adding a comment.

Is that all this new feature is gonna add? Because I really don't see how that's a problem either, personally. I think I might end up using that myself.

Bringing Quote Posts to Mastodon

Sharing our thinking and progress on bringing Quote Posts to Mastodon, with a goal to create a safe and respectful space for everyone.

Mastodon Blog

@Em0nM4stodon

I don't mind. If I say something publicly, people can quote me as having said that if they want to. If someone wants to have a private conversation, they can click on either the Matrix link or the Signal link in my bio, and make that E2EE.

Are you planning on allowing
your posts to be quoted by anyone once the Mastodon feature gets fully implemented later this year?  📢

#Mastodon #QuotePosts

Yes! I want people to quote me!
No, I don't want to be quoted.
Poll ends at .

@ai6yr

I think they look awesome. Not sarcasm. I also think cell phone towers, and high voltage stuff as long as it's above ground so I can see it, also look awesome. Also not sarcasm. So maybe I'm not the best person to ask. 😂

EDIT: sell phone towers. 🤦‍♂️