MonsieurPoopyHead

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Optimistic Nihilistic Misanthropic Humanistic Existentialisticexpialidocious. 
If you think hemorrhoids hurt, try being a #MinnesotaVikings fan.
I love my dogs ALOT 🐕 🐕 
I try not to let existential dread get in the way of laughter
I find the easily offended offensive and they will NOT be invited to my next candlelight supper Benny Hill marathon watch party.

All Dogs 🐕 Go to Heaven

@PhoenixSerenity
Reminds me of how a lot of dudes will be like "I'll die for my family!"

And it's like, "Okay, but will you do the dishes for your family? Because they don't need you to die, they need you to do the fucking dishes."

That feeling when you’re a Frankenstein monster combination of all the worst parts of Trump, Greene, Abbott, Cruz, Rubio and Pence but the thing most likely to make you nationally unelectable is the personality of a tree stump and a voice that sounds like two balloons being rubbed together

#humor #joke #fishing #dinner
Give a man a fish 🐠, and he can eat for a day.
Give a man 7 fish 🐟 and he can eat for week.
Teach a man to fish 🎣 and….
So who’s going to pay for the rod, the reel , and the boat?
Not to mention the gas, and bait.

Red Lobster 🦞 gift card, it is.

#Dogs #friends #love #myboy #chiens #life #war #USA #news

Mon garçon, Bleu. Je l’aime avec tout ma cœur ♥️.

NSFW Slip of Tongue Leaves Phillies Broadcasters Speechless - Sports Illustrated https://apple.news/AaJ9OPkD_RPWPdljGkKU2pA
NSFW Slip of Tongue Leaves Phillies Broadcasters Speechless — Sports Illustrated

This is what happens when a promotional read goes wrong.

#DNC #politics #news #AOC

AOC is spot on. DNC toady, Feinstein, is hurting the Democratic Party, and our nation, and in the process, enabling the GOP.
RETIRE!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/02/aoc-dianne-feinstein-should-retire-courts?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1

AOC says Feinstein’s refusal to retire is ‘causing great harm’ to US courts

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the California Democratic senator should retire, amid a long absence from Congress due to ill health

The Guardian

If you become a Supreme Court Justice and your spouse embarks on a new line of work collecting more than $1,000,000 a year from law firms doing business before the Court—that’s corruption.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jane-roberts-chief-justice-wife-10-million-commissions-2023-4

Jane Roberts, who is married to Chief Justice John Roberts, made $10.3 million in commissions from elite law firms, whistleblower documents show

New documents reveal Jane Roberts made $10.3 million from elite firms, raising questions about the Supreme Court justices' conflicts of interest.

Business Insider