MonsieurPoopyHead

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Optimistic Nihilistic Misanthropic Humanistic Existentialisticexpialidocious. 
If you think hemorrhoids hurt, try being a #MinnesotaVikings fan.
I love my dogs ALOT 🐕 🐕 
I try not to let existential dread get in the way of laughter
I find the easily offended offensive and they will NOT be invited to my next candlelight supper Benny Hill marathon watch party.

All Dogs 🐕 Go to Heaven

#humor #joke #fishing #dinner
Give a man a fish 🐠, and he can eat for a day.
Give a man 7 fish 🐟 and he can eat for week.
Teach a man to fish 🎣 and….
So who’s going to pay for the rod, the reel , and the boat?
Not to mention the gas, and bait.

Red Lobster 🦞 gift card, it is.

#Dogs #friends #love #myboy #chiens #life #war #USA #news

Mon garçon, Bleu. Je l’aime avec tout ma cœur ♥️.

Time to put GYM’s pistachio sized nuts 🥜 in a vice, and squeeze.
#gymjordan #Bragg #MAGA #DNC #news #USA #NYC
What a game.
#JerryLewis #comedy
Je t’aime Monsieur Lewis. 🇫🇷 😂