MonsieurPoopyHead

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Optimistic Nihilistic Misanthropic Humanistic Existentialisticexpialidocious. 
If you think hemorrhoids hurt, try being a #MinnesotaVikings fan.
I love my dogs ALOT 🐕 🐕 
I try not to let existential dread get in the way of laughter
I find the easily offended offensive and they will NOT be invited to my next candlelight supper Benny Hill marathon watch party.

All Dogs 🐕 Go to Heaven
@beaveinflow
😂🐘🍆

@PhoenixSerenity
Reminds me of how a lot of dudes will be like "I'll die for my family!"

And it's like, "Okay, but will you do the dishes for your family? Because they don't need you to die, they need you to do the fucking dishes."

@beaveinflow
No. If one isn’t willing to sneeze and be congested in the name of unconditional love, then one may as well euthanize their already dead soul.
@raymz
i would definitely tap that sculpture’s keg.
That feeling when you’re a Frankenstein monster combination of all the worst parts of Trump, Greene, Abbott, Cruz, Rubio and Pence but the thing most likely to make you nationally unelectable is the personality of a tree stump and a voice that sounds like two balloons being rubbed together

#humor #joke #fishing #dinner
Give a man a fish 🐠, and he can eat for a day.
Give a man 7 fish 🐟 and he can eat for week.
Teach a man to fish 🎣 and….
So who’s going to pay for the rod, the reel , and the boat?
Not to mention the gas, and bait.

Red Lobster 🦞 gift card, it is.

#Dogs #friends #love #myboy #chiens #life #war #USA #news

Mon garçon, Bleu. Je l’aime avec tout ma cœur ♥️.

@raymz
That photo of DeShartis made my ass throw up 🤮 in my pants.