dr_a
Is "I am out of fucks" a valid reason for taking a sick day?
Yes
96.8%
No
1.9%
Other
1.3%
Poll ended at .
May 22 at 7:36pmWeb
Show threadTanek RuneMay 22
@dr_a
The boss certainly doesn't want me telling a customer how few fucks I have to give, soooooooo...
Show threadrainey 🌻May 22

@dr_a

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

I've No More F***s To Give!

Written and performed by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Performed at Boyds of Bedford - November 2nd - 2018 Featured on the album Awkward Encounters While Walking...

YouTube
Show threadKernel Bob May 22
@dr_a "There's something wrong with my eyes. I just can't see coming in today."
Show threadMx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of PnictogenMay 23
@dr_a this brings up the point of why bosses and Republicans think that forcing someone who is inevitably going to be bad at work, to work. I suppose they can't get over the idea that they ought to be able to get at least as much labor out of any given human being that they'd expect to be able to whip out of a horse or a dog.
Show threadWhat A Charming HouseMay 23
@dr_a Yes, but you need to call it by its medical term: “A Fuck Deficiency.”
Show threadNonya BidnissMay 23
@dr_a It's called a mental health day!
Show threadLiz HibbsMay 23
@dr_a 'I am about to run out of fucks' is an even better reason (i.e. the day before you REALLY need it
Show threadMartinMay 23
@Lizly Is running out of fucks the sort of same thing as running out of spoons? because I'm good with both.
Show threaddr_aMay 23
@mcourcel @Lizly perhaps, with a bit of sporkness
Show threadIrenes (many)May 23

@dr_a health is a protected category (in general, depending on jurisdiction)

mental health is health

Show threadLenMay 23
@dr_a I don't have enough sick days for that
Show threadargonautMay 23
@dr_a @lisamelton
i’d select “fuck yeah” but you’re out of fucks, so “yes”?
Show threadSpamtonMay 23
@dr_a metapod
Show thread⁂ Fish Id WardrobeMay 23
@dr_a absolutely. but don't tell work that.
Show threadPreston von GabbleduckMay 23
@dr_a "Mental health day".
Show threadAlerta! Alerta!May 23
@backupbear @dr_a Whos mental health? 😇
Show threadVanessa BedinottiMay 23
@dr_a I've heard it called a "I'm sick of working here" day
Show threadhaskinsMay 23
@dr_a Always has been.
Show threadJeff GriggMay 23

@dr_a

Absolutely.

Can't expect anyone to be productive at work with entirely inadequate resources!

Show threadKyle Memoir 🍉🐧May 23

@dr_a

'THAT WAS EASY' as they say