I think every one of the last dozen photoshops I’ve done has had some knob or another reply with “AI SLOP!!”.
Look. Skill issue. You may not be able to hallucinate absolute dorkarse nonsense by yourself, but some of us can.
I think every one of the last dozen photoshops I’ve done has had some knob or another reply with “AI SLOP!!”.
Look. Skill issue. You may not be able to hallucinate absolute dorkarse nonsense by yourself, but some of us can.
That's hilarious. XD
@virtualmarc @NanoRaptor
Not really.
Considering that AI has became a buzzword for anything nowadays, who knows what "AI but not yet called AI" was used in 2013 to creat them?
@yacc143 @virtualmarc @NanoRaptor
In 2013, the only thing "AI"-like as I recall were relatively primitive GAN image generators. I don't think they had video generation back then.
@rl_dane @virtualmarc @NanoRaptor And yet I had an AI class in my CS curriculum in the 1990s.
My point is that AI has always been a wide field, but as of the year 2026 it's a buzzword that has lost basically any information content.
A ton of algorithms that were just algorithms a decade ago are today resold with a golden wrapper stamped "AI". It's been for some time the way to get i̵d̵i̵o̵t̵s̵ investors to part with their money. I mean that's why we don't market our solution as AI.
@yacc143 @virtualmarc @NanoRaptor
I get that. The term literally covers everything from the movement logic in pacman's ghosts to the local water-guzzling, power-siphoning, pollution-belching giga-mechanical-turk.
Also, almost all of the early foundational work in the FOSS world was done by AI researchers.
Of course, this was "algorithmic" AI, not "throw enough power and compute at it, and you can make a machine that lies like we do!!!" AI. :P
I remember seeing a post on fedi a couple days ago where someone uploaded an image of an actual Rembrandt to a forum or subreddit and got tons of "informative" feedback on why it was AI. (It was posted with the intentionally misleading assumption that it was AI, and they were asking why).
The conclusion was that "AI" not only ruins art by stealing it and reproducing garbage knockoffs, but by devaluing the real thing by making people AI-paranoid.
@NanoRaptor FFS, that's just lazy commentary or being deliberately wrong for the sake of being dickheads.
If they genuinely think that it is AI, then it is AI Fine Art. Clearly not slop.
I don't know, I counted the fingers on that power strip and they were way off.
@NanoRaptor I just posted a "photoshopped" image that surely some people will think is AI generated, because that's what they know.
There's a big difference between "sloppy job" and "slop". Mine is "sloppy job", and it's not hard to see that it is.
@adamrice @NanoRaptor The quote is:
"Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect."
...and I think the nuance of the phrase "reasonably expect" is lovely. It applies to any somewhat daft skill really.
@TomF @adamrice @NanoRaptor reminds me of the pilot episode of Jonathan Creek.
The two lead characters meet, he's working in magic shows, she's an investigative journalist and she's super interested how he designs tricks. She absolutely insists he does one in the restaurant at lunch a few hours later and then insists she shows him how it was done.
He does it, it's magical, tells her she'll hate the explanation, but she insists. The explanation is that she was obviously likely to make this request, so when they arrived he set up the restaurant staff to do the trick for a cash tip, using props he handed them that he had made for the trick a few hours earlier.
That quote lives in my mind for both stage magic and movie "magic". I remember sharing it when someone was suspecting CGI for that OK Go video on the zero-G aircraft ("Upside Down & Inside Out")
Yes!
I've been fortunate to see Penn and Teller live a few times.
The quote about practice and preparation, I thought was from Penn, but it stuck with me.
They walked folks through how they did one trick, which is exactly as you said.
Nobody would put so much time and effort into such a "stupid" effect or "dumb" trick that it has to be something else!
The "magic" really is in the dedication to put in the work nobody believes a sane person would ever do.
Thinking of Arthur Conan Doyle and the Cottingley fairies where he could not believe that a 16 year old girl could doctor a picture so the fairies must be the real deal
@dec23k @NanoRaptor I have a copy of a book of composite photographs from the 60s by Jerry Uelsmann that I like to show people who don’t know what can be done in a darkroom. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Uelsmann
But you would think people would at least know about Stalin having multiple people removed from photographs in 40s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_of_images_in_the_Soviet_Union
@MartyFouts @NanoRaptor
Readers were encouraged to clip the picture and send it in, with an X marking the centre of the ball.
Typically, the newspaper would publish the original unaltered photo, along with the winning entry, a week later. The ball would usually be in the air at head level.
Money was often involved, which brought it under gambling regulations, as described here:
https://www.sportsandbetting.co.uk/spot-the-ball-competitions-have-made-a-comeback-but-how-do-they-work/
I learned how to dodge and burn in a real darkroom, using a circle cut out of cardboard.

The 1970s will be remembered for many things: disco music, bell-bottom trousers, Space Invaders, and, of course, the sight of families crouched around the kitchen table attempting to determine the position of a football. Okay, so Spot The Ball competitions may not have been quite so far-reaching as the Bee Gees or classic Atari Video
@dec23k @NanoRaptor I had the good fortune to take a class in B&W printing from John Sexton who had worked for Ansel Adams. I got to see Adams’ darkroom and the negatives from some of his best known photographs.
Adams was incredible in the darkroom and famously compared the negative to a musical score and the print to an orchestra performance.
Sadly, I remember when "Photoshop" was said with the same vitriol as "Slop" is now. Plus cà change...
Photoshopping is a skill now. Back then, it was seen as deception and cheating as well.
the defining characteristic is that AI is never truly funny
@NanoRaptor Haters been hating since forever. Before AI slop, it was "<screaming tone>’SHOPPED!”
You fricking rule at 'shopping. And your sense of humor is primary cyan beautiful. Thanks for all the laughs.
You have the awesomest absolute dorkarse nonsense ever. I've even 3D printed your discassette model for fun.
I herewith propose NanoRaptor’s Law:
“Any sufficiently-surreal image created by NanoRaptor is indistinguishable from AI slop to the untrained eye.” 💁♀️
ETA: just to be clear, this is meant as praise for NanoRaptor & scorn for those who don’t appreciate / understand / have reference points for her art – not that images slopped out by “AI” (🙄) are anywhere near a good
I have a room full of hugely impractically shaped/configured Macs which is testament to this truth. 😉
@NanoRaptor I follow this YouTuber who straps on a camera and walks through various forests and stuff in British Columbia and he gets accused of being AI.🙄
Clearly by people who don't watch very far in his videos because he meets people on the trails he walks and talks to them and stuff and it's all on camera but no this poor bugger has to defend himself regularly from morons claiming it's AI and the trees don't move properly.🙄