Your mom is a virgin! So's the other parent. I know how the beerds and bis work.
This sounds great, but could also be done with an app and NOT need connection to the internet. Like wtf. Smartwatches can do this shit. Want, tho. Need tbh. But USA only because Of Fucking Course. https://elliq.com/pages/how-it-works
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Growing up in the online world: a national consultation

We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as gaming sites and AI chatbots, restrictions on addictive design features and risky functionalities, and better support for parents and families.

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Visit https://artistree.io/MxVerda. I can help you with 3D and some 2D vtuber setup. 😻Who am I again? https://mxverda.neocities.org/about oh yeah.How can I support you online for free?On any platform listed, please follow, comment on, like, share, and remix my posts. Do whatever your heart desires, sustainably.Basically, SEO and content “engagement”: act like a human who likes what I do. Where are you online? Itch.io: MxVerda.itch.io/ (I made a short game in English and garbled Japanese! It’s free) Facebook: facebook.com/MxVerdaArt  Instagram: instagram.com/MxVerda  Twitch: twitch.tv/MxVerda (gaming) Picarto.tv: picarto.tv/MxVerda (art) Pinterest: pinterest.co.uk/MxVerda/ Vimeo: vimeo.com/MxVerda Youtube: youtube.com/@MxVerda  My Mastodon account is https://lgbtqia.space/@MxVerda. And possibly more listed on https://www.pillowfort.social/posts/6538747. [READ-MORE] Lgbtqia.space is a Mastodon server, part of the Fediverse. (It’s not related to facebook’s “metaverse”.)  If you have a mastodon account already, you may already be able to interact with me there! (Some servers don’t interact, or “federate”, with each other.)  To make an account, read the information onhttps://docs.joinmastodon.org/user/signup/. How else can I support you?Just press “follow” to start with. Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/@MxVerda Patreon: patreon.com/MxVerdaArt Throne Wishlist: throne.com/MxVerda Everpress: everpress.com/you-exist-therefore-i-love-you RedBubble: redbubble.com/people/MxVerda/shop [/READ-MORE] I’m open to suggestions too! If you like or dislike something I do or haven’t been doing, tell me. I try not to make anyone, including myself, uncomfortable where unnecessary. That said: discomfort can be part of change and learning as well. Yada yada nuance.Looking for my vtuber setup guide?It’s here: https://www.pillowfort.social/posts/4353586.

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" we need to consider whether additional measures could build on our existing approach and ensure the UK remains the safest place for children to be online.
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What happens next

This consultation will close on the 26 May 2026. The government has committed to taking swift action on its findings. On 16 February 2026, the Prime Minister announced new legal powers to allow the government to act swiftly after the consultation response, without waiting for new primary legislation. We will publish our response in summer 2026. "

https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/growing-up-in-the-online-world-a-national-consultation

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Growing up in the online world: a national consultation

We are consulting on further measures to prepare children for the future in an age of rapid technological change. This includes potential age restrictions on social media and other services such as gaming sites and AI chatbots, restrictions on addictive design features and risky functionalities, and better support for parents and families.

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"Swift action" and "act swiftly" and "without waiting for new primary legislation", huh? Isn't that wild.
WTF about informed consent and robust investigations.
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Oh hey, that thing the doc said I show signs of: PMDD (or PME). I should check in on that, since I handed in my copious data from over new years.

[Christ that cat sit client was fucking terrible. Whatever you've done bad in your life, at least you didn't threaten and end someone's (casual, tbf) cat sitting career because you were bored. ]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx21kypwpzno and https://zenodo.org/records/17279172

Life with PMDD: 'Like the Grim Reaper coming every month'

Women diagnosed with premenstrual dysphoric disorder discuss how it impacts their lives.

Oh hey, that thing the doc said I show signs of: PMDD (or PME). I should check in on that, since I handed in my copious data from over new years.

And with links flipped: https://zenodo.org/records/17279172 and
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx21kypwpzno

The Applied IMV-model of Suicidal Behaviour for Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (IMV-PMDD)

Scroll down to acccess and download report.  CONTEXT: PMDD affects around 3-8% of women and individuals assigned female at birth (AFAB). Around 1 in 3 people with PMDD will attempt suicide at least once. In the UK PMDD Research Agenda, addressing suicide and self-harm was identified as a priority. Our applied model is based on the original Integrated Motivational-Volitional model of suicidal behaviour by O'Connor and Kirtley (2018), and identifies factors and mechanisms that need to be considered when supporting people with PMDD. The model is presented on page 8 of our report below. A full peer-reviewed paper will be published separately, presenting the findings in more detail.  HOW TO USE THE MODEL: The model aims to support health professionals and researchers in their understanding of menstrual-related menstrual distress. Purple boxes, and arrows, indicate the original IMV model. Teal coloured boxes indicate the addition of PMDD-specific factors. Considering these factors will help inform appropriate interventions. ================ To cite this report: Matthews L, Riddell J, Cleare S, Harkess-Murphy E, O’Connor R.C. (2026) The Applied IMV Model of Suicidal Behaviour for Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (IMV-PMDD). University of the West of  Scotland. https://doi.org/10.5281/zenodo.17279172 =============== Acknowledgements: University of the West of Scotland, University of St Andrews, University of Glasgow, Suicidal Behaviour Research Lab, University of Glasgow, International Association for Premenstrual Disorders UK (IAPMD), National Association for Premenstrual Syndromes (NAPS), and funding from the Impact Accelerator Award (Economic and Social Research Council) from the University of Birmingham.

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"1:50 nah, that's gotta be Noel Edmunds. Edmonds? Please tell me he hasn't been a sex pest too"
then I replied to myself later:
"40:20 just liquidate all celebrities' and billionaires' assets."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJ3JaDlr9c
Russell Brand: An Autopsy

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@MxVerda Y'know, "liquidate all celebrities and billionaires" is also a complete sentence...
@Legit_Spaghetti indeed. However, liquidate and diversify is an easier sell to most people than off with their heads
"booktok doesn't read"?

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16:10 hey. Hey! You leave my hoard of craft supplies _alone_. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZUCHqotnwA&t=920s
"booktok doesn't read"?

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cats causing problems

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NEIGHBOUR MAN. SHUT YOUR CUNTING MOUTH. IT IS 3 AM. I CANNOT COWER FROM THE SEA DRAGONS IN PEACE.

How on Earth do two grown men laughing manage to sound so fucking stupid?

I really wish I had a less ableist way to say that, but jfc. I lack words to describe the grating nature of this fellow and his associates.