Cactuar Joe"In private."
Over by the mechanical bull.
"I am not crazy."
Ignore the dribbling and the shouting. #Monsterdon
"A shay-man of the local village"
This movie is ashamin' alright. #Monsterdon
Okay, General Touchy-Feely #Monsterdon
See, the movie's trying to do the fast-cuts-action thing and it's just. Not. Working. These people are all *deeply* fucking boring. #Monsterdon
"If I'm wrong, I'm just a foolish old man--" DRAMATIC ZIPPER "but!"
Ha ha ha, oh man that's awful :D :D :D #Monsterdon
You... You can TALK to him? #Monsterdon
Oh! Oh, thank you! Thanks, movie, I appreciated that. #Monsterdon
Lots of people claiming credit for the works of aliens in this pic. #Monsterdon
I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could, too.
Looks like they replaced one asshole with another. #Monsterdon
...Look, guys, we're at quota on military old farts, let's thin this scene out a little, okay? #Monsterdon
I can't believe there's still an hour left on this film. DRAGGING, BRING ON THE MONSTER
NONE of this makes any sense guys. #Monsterdon
Smells like Kaiju Spirit #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, cue Godzilla (1999) chopper scene. #Monsterdon
Half of the dialogue in this film is just meaningless incidental nothing. The other half is cliche. #Monsterdon
"Four, seven, three, eight!"
Who do we appre-ci-ate! #Monsterdon
Waaaaah, my choppers! #Monsterdon
"How do we stop it?"
Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon
"Electronic particles!"
They're shooting LEDs at us, sir! #Monsterdon
Everybody's so shocked when their shit stops working, like there isn't an alien ship firing at them 9_9 #Monsterdon
Reptilian drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "what the hell"
Die of alcohol poisoning five minutes in.
Small arms fire. That's hilarious. #Monsterdon
I do like Yonggari's fireballs, though, he really puts his whole chest into them. #Monsterdon
Heheh, Sergeant Archie. But Verooooonicaaaaaa~!
Oh come on, kill the children Yonggari. That's how you know a kaiju is for real. #Monsterdon
Yonggari, literally the only kaiju to ever understand the concept of evasion. #Monsterdon
Jetpacks. This movie is *corny* corny. #Monsterdon
Seriously, this dialogue is *embarrassingly* bad. Why is a Korean movie trying to do hyperpatriotic Americanism?
And now, Skydivers 2: Electric Boogaloo! #Monsterdon
Pew pew! Pew pew pew! So far those guns have the best dialogue in the film. #Monsterdon
Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon
Oh no, they're gonna bomb Generic American City A! D: D: D: #Monsterdon
Honestly, the dialogue is giving me contact embarrassment here. #Monsterdon
This is alpha one, reminding you that you still can't aim for shit. #Monsterdon
Yeah, Smitty, get us up. #Monsterdon
Well, maybe we can get twenty minutes or so of a kaiju fight. #Monsterdon
Wait, the SECOND monster gets miniature work? I'm jealous. #Monsterdon
Centaur crab! Nice. #Monsterdon
And in the last ten minutes we revert to Gamera Standard Dialogue.
And now, tentacle head! #Monsterdon
Beta 1, drop the bomb and end this film. #Monsterdon
WE did it? WE?
Funny generals -_-; #Monsterdon
Well, thank god Citibank survived 9_9 #Monsterdon
Woof. That one hurt.
Okay folks, one last thing to do. Was REPTILIAN (1999) the WORST #Monsterdon film of the year?
Yes, god that was painful.
It wasn't that bad.
Poll ended at .
Thinking about Reptillian. Y'know, coming out in 1999, they had an opportunity to parody the gung-ho American jingoism of Godzilla (1999). Reptillian could have been *hilarious*and they wouldn't even have had to change the script that much.
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Steggy@CactuarJoe It got my vote!
Patioboater@CactuarJoe Close call. It kept getting worse as it went. I admire its ability to start as a semi-coherent bad movie and then nosedive from there.
David Zaslavsky@CactuarJoe ooh this is a tough one... under normal circumstances this would be a shoe-in but we have had some really bad films this year
/me gives Hercules the side-eye
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖@CactuarJoe did I miss a stinker?
Raederle@CactuarJoe Look, it wasn’t Planet Earth. I think we are beginning to forget how bad that one was, so much worse than prehistoric monsters destroying things because aliens. #Monsterdon
Jigme Datse@CactuarJoe I missed it... :(
Dean F.@CactuarJoe The Wild World of Batwoman?
@soulexpress Yeah. But it's more the sentiment I'm aiming for. :P