Mastodawn

There's about 15 minutes left until #Monsterdon! The peasants are getting the torches lit and the pitchforks sharpened, I think it's about time.

💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

Media Film International! Generic movies, for generic people. #Monsterdon

REPTILIAN. The Mark Zuckerberg story! #Monsterdon

Heh. I'm in command of this picnic outing! #Monsterdon

They're gonna run into The Descent coming the other direction. #Monsterdon

ACTING! #Monsterdon

Whoops, there was a bear in the rock. #Monsterdon

Man, I haven't seen acting like this since The Final Sacrifice. #Monsterdon

These names feel like they were picked from that list of Japanese-created fake American names, y'know? #Monsterdon

The text animation's not bad, but the lighting says Shivers 2. #Monsterdon

Oh we are in deep Shim now. #Monsterdon

Oh, Critters 4! Nice. #Monsterdon

I dunno if this is really a remake, guys, we haven't seen even ONE obnoxious child with an itch ray yet. #Monsterdon

Everybody in this film has terminal squint. #Monsterdon

Fiddy tahms! Fiddy! #Monsterdon

"You're THE doctor wendell?"

No, just A doctor wendell. #Monsterdon

"Heed my warning or we're all doomed!"

Eat more oatmeal!

My impression of this film so far is that it might've been decent if they'd hired actors. #Monsterdon

Can we just blow these people up and be done with it please? #Monsterdon

The only "Pewlitzer" this guy knows about is the sound he makes while leaning over the toilet after a night of drinking. #Monsterdon

Did you know that carelessness accounts for 90% of all monster resurrections. #Monsterdon

This movie is allergic to people who aren't assholes. #Monsterdon

Whoops, interrupted the doctor mid-stalk. #Monsterdon

"In private."

Over by the mechanical bull.

"I am not crazy."

Ignore the dribbling and the shouting. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe

"A shay-man of the local village"

This movie is ashamin' alright. #Monsterdon

Okay, General Touchy-Feely #Monsterdon

See, the movie's trying to do the fast-cuts-action thing and it's just. Not. Working. These people are all *deeply* fucking boring. #Monsterdon

"I'd love to believe you but I don't"

That's... A helluva line right there. Writing™.

"If I'm wrong, I'm just a foolish old man--" DRAMATIC ZIPPER "but!"

NOW I know what this is shot like!

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace!

Ha ha ha, oh man that's awful :D :D :D #Monsterdon

Puppy! #Monsterdon

You... You can TALK to him? #Monsterdon

Oh! Oh, thank you! Thanks, movie, I appreciated that. #Monsterdon

Lots of people claiming credit for the works of aliens in this pic. #Monsterdon

I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could, too.

Looks like they replaced one asshole with another. #Monsterdon

...Look, guys, we're at quota on military old farts, let's thin this scene out a little, okay? #Monsterdon

I can't believe there's still an hour left on this film. DRAGGING, BRING ON THE MONSTER

NONE of this makes any sense guys. #Monsterdon

Smells like Kaiju Spirit #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, cue Godzilla (1999) chopper scene. #Monsterdon

Half of the dialogue in this film is just meaningless incidental nothing. The other half is cliche. #Monsterdon

"Four, seven, three, eight!"

Who do we appre-ci-ate! #Monsterdon

Waaaaah, my choppers! #Monsterdon

"How do we stop it?"

Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈3d ago

@CactuarJoe yes!!

strangefour with the Pleiades 3d ago

@CactuarJoe So far the script feels like someone polished up an unfinished Lovecraft story. Old scholar. Archeology. Ancient aliens. Monster bones. Racist undertones.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary

@strangefour Any minute now someone's gonna start complaining about the architecture. #Monsterdon