Cactuar JoeREPTILIAN. The Mark Zuckerberg story! #Monsterdon
Heh. I'm in command of this picnic outing! #Monsterdon
They're gonna run into The Descent coming the other direction. #Monsterdon
ACTING! #Monsterdon
Whoops, there was a bear in the rock. #Monsterdon
Man, I haven't seen acting like this since The Final Sacrifice. #Monsterdon
These names feel like they were picked from that list of Japanese-created fake American names, y'know? #Monsterdon
The text animation's not bad, but the lighting says Shivers 2. #Monsterdon
Oh we are in deep Shim now. #Monsterdon
Oh, Critters 4! Nice. #Monsterdon
I dunno if this is really a remake, guys, we haven't seen even ONE obnoxious child with an itch ray yet. #Monsterdon
Everybody in this film has terminal squint. #Monsterdon
Fiddy tahms! Fiddy! #Monsterdon
"You're THE doctor wendell?"
No, just A doctor wendell. #Monsterdon
My impression of this film so far is that it might've been decent if they'd hired actors. #Monsterdon
Can we just blow these people up and be done with it please? #Monsterdon
The only "Pewlitzer" this guy knows about is the sound he makes while leaning over the toilet after a night of drinking. #Monsterdon
Did you know that carelessness accounts for 90% of all monster resurrections. #Monsterdon
This movie is allergic to people who aren't assholes. #Monsterdon
Whoops, interrupted the doctor mid-stalk. #Monsterdon
"I am not crazy."
Ignore the dribbling and the shouting. #Monsterdon
"A shay-man of the local village"
This movie is ashamin' alright. #Monsterdon
Okay, General Touchy-Feely #Monsterdon
See, the movie's trying to do the fast-cuts-action thing and it's just. Not. Working. These people are all *deeply* fucking boring. #Monsterdon
"If I'm wrong, I'm just a foolish old man--" DRAMATIC ZIPPER "but!"
Ha ha ha, oh man that's awful :D :D :D #Monsterdon
You... You can TALK to him? #Monsterdon
Oh! Oh, thank you! Thanks, movie, I appreciated that. #Monsterdon
Lots of people claiming credit for the works of aliens in this pic. #Monsterdon
I'm sorry you got here as fast as you could, too.
Looks like they replaced one asshole with another. #Monsterdon
...Look, guys, we're at quota on military old farts, let's thin this scene out a little, okay? #Monsterdon
I can't believe there's still an hour left on this film. DRAGGING, BRING ON THE MONSTER
NONE of this makes any sense guys. #Monsterdon
Smells like Kaiju Spirit #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, cue Godzilla (1999) chopper scene. #Monsterdon
Half of the dialogue in this film is just meaningless incidental nothing. The other half is cliche. #Monsterdon
"Four, seven, three, eight!"
Who do we appre-ci-ate! #Monsterdon
Waaaaah, my choppers! #Monsterdon
"How do we stop it?"
Turn off the cameras and it all goes away, guys. #Monsterdon
"Electronic particles!"
They're shooting LEDs at us, sir! #Monsterdon
Everybody's so shocked when their shit stops working, like there isn't an alien ship firing at them 9_9 #Monsterdon
Reptilian drinking game: Take a drink every time someone says "what the hell"
Die of alcohol poisoning five minutes in.
Small arms fire. That's hilarious. #Monsterdon
I do like Yonggari's fireballs, though, he really puts his whole chest into them. #Monsterdon
Heheh, Sergeant Archie. But Verooooonicaaaaaa~!
Oh come on, kill the children Yonggari. That's how you know a kaiju is for real. #Monsterdon
Yonggari, literally the only kaiju to ever understand the concept of evasion. #Monsterdon
Sure, nuke New Pork City there. You've got at least four other cities in Definitely America, right? #Monsterdon
Jetpacks. This movie is *corny* corny. #Monsterdon
Seriously, this dialogue is *embarrassingly* bad. Why is a Korean movie trying to do hyperpatriotic Americanism?
And now, Skydivers 2: Electric Boogaloo! #Monsterdon
Pew pew! Pew pew pew! So far those guns have the best dialogue in the film. #Monsterdon
Use your infra-red eyeballs! #Monsterdon
Neville Park@CactuarJoe if you were Korean and making a movie aimed at Americans, what else would you do?
@nev Find a different audience :P
פְּרִי@CactuarJoe yea, we made a mistake with theis script.
David Zaslavsky@CactuarJoe Korean kaiju are soft I guess
@CactuarJoe I need a drink.
@CactuarJoe for those counting, I opted for absenth over ice.